Animals that Got the Middle Finger from Evolution

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  1. Suzi First

    Suzi First

    Acum 22 minute

    You seriously crack me up!!! 🤣

  2. Gogo’s Corner

    Gogo’s Corner

    Acum oră

    The reference to you and community guidelines 😂😂😂

  3. djef ardeur

    djef ardeur

    Acum oră

    Lol this is better than NatGeoWild

  4. 🔥 L0rd 0f 4rs0n 🔥

    🔥 L0rd 0f 4rs0n 🔥

    Acum oră

    The don’t starve music 😩✋

  5. assault clip

    assault clip

    Acum oră

    Cheetahs are that one dumb fucker in your squad who picked an assassin type class, and dumps all their points into speed/agility

  6. Zu

    Zu

    Acum 2 ore

    ''The Kiwi is just about as defenseless as the fruit that got named after it" I'm dead

  7. Sara Timbre

    Sara Timbre

    Acum 2 ore

    Love the content but stop the vertical videos please lol

  8. Eugene Chege

    Eugene Chege

    Acum 2 ore

    Home cooked meal🍴😂 Dayum!

  9. Mr.President

    Mr.President

    Acum 2 ore

    Get some samo'nella fans in here.

  10. Blaxicanjay

    Blaxicanjay

    Acum 2 ore

    I thought that sea louse was a tick lolz

  11. Zovera Wizo

    Zovera Wizo

    Acum 3 ore

    Wow. That sea louse blew my mind. Rapist, kidnapping, murder. 😂

  12. Vinny the player

    Vinny the player

    Acum 5 ore

    Ur like fading in and out reality during this video

  13. LEL GONTANA

    LEL GONTANA

    Acum 5 ore

    "the females may be dull looking, but theyre very picky" females summed up in the entire animal and human kingdom

  14. Alda Reign

    Alda Reign

    Acum 6 ore

    “Cheetahs compromised everything for speed, so now they get to speed-run through life” 🤣🤣🤣

  15. Tyler Chagnon

    Tyler Chagnon

    Acum 7 ore

    I follow u on TikTok and now ROfilm

  16. FreedomMan

    FreedomMan

    Acum 7 ore

    This should be renamed, Casual Geographic roasts the animal kingdom

  17. Ian Montgromey

    Ian Montgromey

    Acum 7 ore

    I think the male just decided not to pay child support

  18. iLoveJesuschrist

    iLoveJesuschrist

    Acum 8 ore

    John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting lifeRomans 10 : 9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

  19. Mc JesusToast

    Mc JesusToast

    Acum 8 ore

    A lot of moths can't eat just because they have fast generations and dying gives their offspring more food

  20. Tomb Keeper13

    Tomb Keeper13

    Acum 9 ore

    Can I just say the clear and intellectual way you simply talk s*!t about all of these animals is captivating in a genuinely humorous way.

  21. Kevin Hegwood

    Kevin Hegwood

    Acum 9 ore

    How did I just find this channel? I love it

  22. Alaska Young

    Alaska Young

    Acum 10 ore

    I HATE SLOTHS

  23. Michael Workinger

    Michael Workinger

    Acum 11 ore

    TC 5:41 Correction .. Og Ground Sloth got hunted to extinction by a sudden meteor impact. Along the the north American hairy mammoth. We used to have winter-class elephants up in north america.

  24. Favour Eyo Essien

    Favour Eyo Essien

    Acum 11 ore

    This dude's smart, new subscriber 👋🏾

  25. jnt 123

    jnt 123

    Acum 11 ore

    and then you got the bird that evolved itself back into existence

  26. Michael Workinger

    Michael Workinger

    Acum 11 ore

    TC 5:18 Best thing for any young sloth is to spend a summer with uncle ant-eater.

  27. No Bird

    No Bird

    Acum 12 ore

    That Don’t Starve background music tho👌👌

  28. Andrew O'Brien

    Andrew O'Brien

    Acum 12 ore

    5:46 HAHAHAHAHAHAA NO! Absolutely false, Humans killed off the Megatherium....there's so much wrong with that statement. One humans were armed with sharp sticks at the time, it's like the people who believe the Australian megalania was hunted to extinction....good luck because an entire pack of humans with spears is still going to lose to one Megalania or one Megatherium(There's a reason their names include the word MEGA! You do not flip with them!). Two humans didn't have the population to do it, I mean flip humans nearly became extinct ourselves around the same time(Our cousins the neanderthals weren't as lucky). Three Megatherium had a layer of bones under it's skin that acted a bit like chainmail, a spear may have penetrated but the only thing it would have done is made the animal mad(And they may have been primarily herbivores but they wouldn't turn meat down and lord help you when they wanted it). 4, we still don't know what caused this extinction, we have less information than we do about any other extinction event in pre-history. Our worst guess on what killed the dinosaurs is still better than the best guess we have for this extinction.

  29. Max Robinson

    Max Robinson

    Acum 12 ore

    clapped on the toilet like elvis 🤣🤣youre gold

  30. Max Robinson

    Max Robinson

    Acum 12 ore

    came out lookin like torey lanes 🤣

  31. Jeongyeon

    Jeongyeon

    Acum 13 ore

    Lmaoo

  32. Zaquery Holbear

    Zaquery Holbear

    Acum 14 ore

    You speak so oft of penis and vagina? It's like a central theme. That's why I cannot listen.

  33. Flavius Carp

    Flavius Carp

    Acum 14 ore

    Really impressed, this guy knows his evolution ABC's. Let's see what he has to say about humans, the highs and lows.

  34. deprilula28

    deprilula28

    Acum 14 ore

    Why is this a fucking TikTok video

  35. jeffrey bridges

    jeffrey bridges

    Acum 15 ore

    We had David Attenborough the Zoomers have this guy. Honestly not a bad holding the legacy

  36. Jonny Gilley

    Jonny Gilley

    Acum 16 ore

    It was emus that almost won the war against Australia, not ostriches

  37. SCOOVY

    SCOOVY

    Acum 16 ore

    „Youre probably watching Tierzoo“ I feel called out…

  38. Austin Elsing

    Austin Elsing

    Acum 16 ore

    Almost thought I left Don't Starve on

  39. SysGhost

    SysGhost

    Acum 19 ore

    Portrait mode throughout the whole video. That's too much!

  40. Tierra Holden

    Tierra Holden

    Acum 20 ore

    Hey there new subscriber!!! I fine your channel funny and very educating. I love to watch videos about. Bring up my child hood on how much animal planet I watch.

  41. Cmama

    Cmama

    Acum 21 oră

    The crab sounds like black men and black women. What we love most about y'all could keep y'all from getting jobs, locs, cornrows, gold chains and durags. Also brings unwanted attention from popo too so ☹️

  42. Cmama

    Cmama

    Acum 21 oră

    I will try not to complain as I am pregnant myself

  43. Cmama

    Cmama

    Acum 21 oră

    Not Squidward lol

  44. Bob Sauce

    Bob Sauce

    Acum 21 oră

    It's literally not real

  45. KoolDude No-lastname

    KoolDude No-lastname

    Acum 21 oră

    go back to tiktok

  46. cl2239

    cl2239

    Acum 22 ore

    Rats are super intelligent too and have very short life spans :( 💔 LMAO “yet you get it from a chair and stay the same height.” I love these videos - you should write for tv shows as well.

  47. Spiritual Entrepreneurs

    Spiritual Entrepreneurs

    Acum 22 ore

    In their own way they are blessed because they make humans realize that humans dont get to decide for nature what nature in its love chooses to create....we compare our life to them in what we think sucks...but we should be paying attention to what's beautiful about all of them that can be seen in us as well.

  48. Czitus

    Czitus

    Acum 23 ore

    Few years back when I was a med student I had to write an essay about hyena's clitoris. This was an assignment for Anatomy classes. Human Anatomy. Doc was an asshole.

  49. Madeleine Leidy

    Madeleine Leidy

    Acum 23 ore

    This guy us as funny as anything. Getting addicted to his show. I aplaud how he put this together very intelligent

  50. Mohamed Omar

    Mohamed Omar

    Acum 23 ore

    How about the cause is God? Rather than so called theorie "evolution".

  51. unknow slayer

    unknow slayer

    Acum 23 ore

    Uh Squidward is a squid not an octopus

  52. KermitTheKneecapBreaker

    KermitTheKneecapBreaker

    Acum o Zi

    You watched this video! Useful animal facts LV1 : +1EXP. Just 2,000,000EXP more to next level! PTSD LV6100 : +7600EXP : Leveled up 7600 times! Thankful you are a human LV5600 : +2000 : Leveled up 2000 times!

  53. Papa Scorch

    Papa Scorch

    Acum o Zi

    DST music

  54. Emily Jordan

    Emily Jordan

    Acum o Zi

    They actually have to rip The penis

  55. Camo

    Camo

    Acum o Zi

    let's hope these animals will get a buff on the next earth sim update

  56. LoopMaiden

    LoopMaiden

    Acum o Zi

    don't starve soundtracks is awesome. good job with that lol

  57. Kane

    Kane

    Acum o Zi

    I always find the interactions and trade offs between sexual selection and natural selection really interesting. The way animals simply being picky with their mating can lead to detrimental body plans is really funny

  58. ✞Kurapika's wife✞

    ✞Kurapika's wife✞

    Acum o Zi

    You had a ROfilm channel shiiit why didn’t you say so 🙄

  59. Storm p

    Storm p

    Acum o Zi

    Man so since the lions body hyenas even if it’s 5 against 1, hyenas get to do the same thing to cheetahs huh

  60. ALisa inChains

    ALisa inChains

    Acum o Zi

    "Octopus gets bodied by the ocean." 😂

  61. llm ood

    llm ood

    Acum o Zi

    Copying zoo tier much

  62. necarum

    necarum

    Acum o Zi

    Awesome video even better narration

  63. Sezen Tutum

    Sezen Tutum

    Acum o Zi

    Actually we could add cats to this list. Female cats' reproductive system forces them into giving birth to tens of cats in a year. They get cancer from giving too much birth. If they don't givw birth, they get cancer from going through too many heat cycles without getting pregnant. And either way they die. They can't hunt or survive in the wilderness. Most of them can't survive without medication after a few years of age. Needing human care to survive is one of the most fucked up things evolution can do to an animal. Because most of the time, those humans won't take responsibility and let you die on the streets 🙂🤝

  64. Deborah

    Deborah

    Acum o Zi

    It gets worse...it just keeps getting worse😬.

  65. Jay Ari

    Jay Ari

    Acum o Zi

    1:54 how is the guy in this picture not in a body bag?

  66. ALFV DAWG

    ALFV DAWG

    Acum o Zi

    F**k the algorithm and f**k this video

  67. arkham666

    arkham666

    Acum o Zi

    I did not expect this to be so good but wow this was awesome.

  68. Miche Campbell

    Miche Campbell

    Acum o Zi

    Kiwis have defence! They'll kick the shit out of any other kiwi that wants to take over their territory!

  69. Michael LaMontain

    Michael LaMontain

    Acum o Zi

    I love your videos man! How do you not have your own tv show?

  70. TheDango

    TheDango

    Acum o Zi

    You forgot about how some giant sloth species ate themselves extinct. Not enough food to go around during rhe ice age in certain areas, i beleive it was the mountainous dwelling ones. Correct me if im wrong, this was my first video of yours i watched and it is on point and, funny, as well as educational. Love it!

  71. Decently Doodled Dragon

    Decently Doodled Dragon

    Acum o Zi

    The peacock actually does have something going for it. Those feathers are able to fall out easily if the tiger grabs it.

  72. Decently Doodled Dragon

    Decently Doodled Dragon

    Acum o Zi

    Anyone who isn't a crocodile

  73. Mike Dodd

    Mike Dodd

    Acum o Zi

    Thanks man! I enjoyed this vid and your style is great....I laughed several times!

  74. Inu

    Inu

    Acum o Zi

    Kiwis are the cheetas of birds and you cannot convince me that their not

  75. superbad8008

    superbad8008

    Acum o Zi

    Wha- why can sloths hold their breath longer than *dolphins* ???

  76. Eskander X

    Eskander X

    Acum o Zi

    Where are those creationists now?!

  77. monica fleming

    monica fleming

    Acum o Zi

    DUDE! You are the Lenny Bruce of animal commentary 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  78. Nocturnal Rites

    Nocturnal Rites

    Acum o Zi

    I'm crying laughing at this. It's on point, hilarious, but you really know your stuff, too. Kudos!

  79. Ivey Melendez

    Ivey Melendez

    Acum o Zi

    Does it mean I can have a cheetah as a big house cat?

  80. Lazar Mijatović

    Lazar Mijatović

    Acum o Zi

    SQUIDward is not a fucking octopus.

  81. pvt madisson

    pvt madisson

    Acum o Zi

    is that dont starve music???

  82. Alana Daniela Tryde Torrecilla

    Alana Daniela Tryde Torrecilla

    Acum o Zi

    "If Ice Age were realistic, Sid woulda worn Diego's a$$ like a fur coat" hahahahah

  83. Haruki arcana

    Haruki arcana

    Acum o Zi

    but Squidward is a squid right?

  84. Adam Ferguson

    Adam Ferguson

    Acum o Zi

    What up with the dont starve music

  85. Janos Kozma

    Janos Kozma

    Acum o Zi

    This guy was a refreshingly positive surprise. :) Thank you.

  86. Blanche's Lesbian Lover

    Blanche's Lesbian Lover

    Acum o Zi

    nature is scary af

  87. Steven Lehto

    Steven Lehto

    Acum o Zi

    Crustacean Sex Dungeon - your next punk band

  88. A Mark

    A Mark

    Acum o Zi

    2 yr olds are soooooo smart

  89. Logan Davis

    Logan Davis

    Acum o Zi

    Emu's dicked Australia, not ostriches, the Great Emu War

  90. Thomas

    Thomas

    Acum o Zi

    Why is the video the wrong way?

  91. Colin

    Colin

    Acum o Zi

    You stole this video from sam o nella

  92. SAH B

    SAH B

    Acum o Zi

    Post-nut clarity is a real thing fellas.

  93. Tim S.

    Tim S.

    Acum o Zi

    Just found this channel. Instant fan. Watch your ass, David Attenborough.

  94. Dooware

    Dooware

    Acum o Zi

    Octopi are very good at hiding and can camouflage into their environment. Their resilience is misrepresented here

  95. Felix Kraemer

    Felix Kraemer

    Acum 2 Zile

    5:22 i just died of laughter

  96. conrad Van Straaten

    conrad Van Straaten

    Acum 2 Zile

    Why u telling us we know hahahahaha 80 and 90 over again just with different people in our old clothes hahhahahaa

  97. Newborn Baby Pichu

    Newborn Baby Pichu

    Acum 2 Zile

    Wow i feel much better about myself tho i can't control my energy and keep shocking myself to death

  98. rocket girl

    rocket girl

    Acum 2 Zile

    youtube really wants me to watch this lol

  99. Dana LaMure

    Dana LaMure

    Acum 2 Zile

    This was amazing my pockets get deep soon because I finish my internship today! I'll be thinking of when I want to place my money somewhere useful!

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