Billionaires, They're Just Not Like Us: Elon Feuds With Bernie, Bezos Would Turn Earth Into A Park

The world's richest man, Elon Musk, got rather prickly after Sen. Bernie Sanders suggested that billionaires should pay more taxes. Another American billionaire, Jeff Bezos, believes humans will eventually move off this planet, returning only as tourists.

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Comentarii: 2 496 

  1. Diana Casey

    Diana Casey

    Acum 3 minute

    Omg this was soooo much fun. Love Stephen his delivery is fantastic.

  2. lolno


    Acum 8 minute

    Bezos wants The Expanse to be real life so damn bad lol

  3. Global Warmhugs

    Global Warmhugs

    Acum 24 minute

    The correct answer is "I don't."

  4. Olfuc


    Acum 41 minut

    Pardon me, but did anyone else notice that the oil in that fryer was approximately 1" to 1.25" from the top edge. Any fool that would fill it that high, and then drop a turkey into it, deserves to have their garage/whatever start on fire, I think the fire department needs to stop teaching fire classes. No wonder the city burned down.

  5. MoonlapseVertigo


    Acum 42 minute

    Feuding with Bernie is like feuding with Mr. Rogers: it means you're fundamentally a bad person.

  6. K Becton

    K Becton

    Acum oră

    No Jeff, can’t can’t just suck all the natural resources out of this planet and then leave the planet in 💩 and a little poor people and build your own space station to live on.

  7. Jack pine Savage

    Jack pine Savage

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    Senator Bernie Sanders isn't dead, he just smells that way, from his back ache ointment.

  8. Ryan Ellis

    Ryan Ellis

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    Are you Americans really that excited about big baloons? Really? OK...

    • Jack pine Savage

      Jack pine Savage

      Acum oră

      Yes we are, especially those on Dolly Parton.

  9. Ali James

    Ali James

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    53 million people spreading the virus!! USA deaths is upscaling every day!

  10. Gank Goat

    Gank Goat

    Acum 2 ore

    So when do you think one of these Billion dollar man children is going to try and form their own country?

  11. Hemi Space

    Hemi Space

    Acum 2 ore

    The music that the band played at the end of this episode is the bomb...

  12. Elena Christian

    Elena Christian

    Acum 2 ore

    I would like to point out MacKenzie Scott has already donated $2billion and she has done the legwork herself, with a committed, and without wasting time posturing and taking potshots at the UN. Basically, Musk is either an idiot, a liar, or an asshole. I'm voting for all three. Edit: Somebody stop Lex Luthor before he finds a way to make his Space Dystopia reality. Jesus.

  13. John Correia

    John Correia

    Acum 2 ore

    Happy fake holiday. Nothing was given it was all taken by force manipulation deception and genocide. Welcome to the Matrix where illusion and delicious manifest functional insanity.

  14. Lex Slate

    Lex Slate

    Acum 2 ore

    I propose sending Elongated Muskrat in to space. Like actually this time not just the upper atmosphere. I do not propose letting him back down. Bezos can go too. They can fight over who gets to die in orbit and who gets to burn up on re-entry.

  15. Zakk Miller

    Zakk Miller

    Acum 2 ore

    Also, if Elon crashes a rocket into that asteroid headed to Earth will everybody love him again?

  16. Zakk Miller

    Zakk Miller

    Acum 2 ore

    Paramount+ completely butchered The Twilight Zone on their app. The audio is more than 15 seconds out of synch with the video and there is no way to report the problem. They know their app is broken and they want us paying full price anyways. Crooks.

  17. stéfan hoïmes

    stéfan hoïmes

    Acum 2 ore

    "Swarthmore" is pronounced "SWAH-TH-more" locally.

  18. Peter Niebling

    Peter Niebling

    Acum 2 ore

    Denmark here ! We love it when we are mentioned

  19. BrigitofBergental


    Acum 3 ore

    Motto of Telosa - "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." We are reaching the "Animal Farm" stage of dystopia.

  20. Poetboy


    Acum 3 ore

    Capitalism and equality. That's like being inside and outside at the same time

  21. TheMJ5779


    Acum 3 ore

    Billionaires are exactly like us except they have stronger insecurities

  22. Adrian Poli

    Adrian Poli

    Acum 3 ore

    Do people still watch this fud? Tragic.

  23. Christopher Neumiller

    Christopher Neumiller

    Acum 3 ore

    The kids table was where the cool cousins sat at. most of us are in our 30's. still sit at the kids table. lol

  24. LadyJAtheist


    Acum 4 ore

    Next round of covid sacrifices... now boarding.

  25. PattyP


    Acum 4 ore

    The rich are not like you and I!

  26. Jonathan Fingold

    Jonathan Fingold

    Acum 4 ore

    laughed so hard i crapt my pants

  27. Lorie Hicks

    Lorie Hicks

    Acum 4 ore

    I’m fine with all the polluting industries moving to another planet. I’ll stay on Earth though.

  28. fetch alex

    fetch alex

    Acum 4 ore

    It's understandable that leftists hate people successful, colbert works for leftists billionaires and they tell him to do all this stupid humor that isn't funny at all and really only pushes leftists narratives.

  29. Jo Tracy

    Jo Tracy

    Acum 5 ore

    Why is Bernie always called a Democrat, or quoted as a Dem spokesman, when he isn't one! He's an INDEPENDENT

  30. Mustbe Aweful

    Mustbe Aweful

    Acum 5 ore

    If billionaires are selling a product called socialism, is capitalism inverting itself?

  31. Rofina Theirin née Cousland

    Rofina Theirin née Cousland

    Acum 5 ore

    Spirit’s not actually that bad, in my experience

  32. doctorgt3


    Acum 5 ore

    They blew up Los Ángeles

  33. GeMini The Queen

    GeMini The Queen

    Acum 5 ore

    wow....it was finally funny

  34. jager vang

    jager vang

    Acum 5 ore

    Middle income people shits on the homeless all the time. They will say, go get a job, they chose that lifestyle, they just want a handout, etc. This is how the super rich see the middle class.

  35. Sage2000


    Acum 5 ore

    That’s basically Robocop 1 and 2 plot.

  36. Gr13f


    Acum 6 ore

    Hard to take anything serious from someone who is worth $75 million.

  37. Sara


    Acum 6 ore

    Greetings from Denmark 🇩🇰🌈

  38. Sara


    Acum 6 ore

    Love this

  39. Jianfa Tsai

    Jianfa Tsai

    Acum 6 ore

    The question is how many billionaires can we help create in our lifetime?

  40. pollyj4 Jam

    pollyj4 Jam

    Acum 6 ore

    Spot on impersonation,, "but, mommy!"

  41. M Long

    M Long

    Acum 7 ore

    John is so accommodating!

  42. Ash Willis

    Ash Willis

    Acum 7 ore

    I'm in my 30s and I still sit at the kids table. but so does my dad so its really the best table.

  43. spaze_cat


    Acum 7 ore

    "In space, nobody can hear me put my foot up your ass!" lmfao

  44. Clarence Goddard

    Clarence Goddard

    Acum 7 ore

    turkey Flambe

  45. Daniel Schöld

    Daniel Schöld

    Acum 7 ore

    Telosa - oh, like most of Europe? You know, where taxes pays for healthcare and other stuff that people need.

  46. Drs Moto

    Drs Moto

    Acum 7 ore

    deep irony . . a wealthy entertainer who's a gear in the machine playing the populist going after billionaires yet his key demo is latte liberals

  47. SirGolden Minded

    SirGolden Minded

    Acum 7 ore

    SirGolden Minded 50 seconds ago I wonder what the philosophy of the republican party is? Is it just pure greed an support of a treasonous X president! Is it that they do not have one ounce of regard for the poor and elderly. Do they sit in their mansions in the Hamptons and think F__K the poor let em starve and suffer from lack of care? I've spent a life time paying taxes and social security yet i barley survive month to month on my retirement???

  48. Nicholas Young

    Nicholas Young

    Acum 7 ore

    Not a funny guy unless your into slanted BS may not be him but his writers or network

  49. Holy God

    Holy God

    Acum 7 ore

    Look at How many millionaires they created

  50. David Beppler

    David Beppler

    Acum 8 ore

    I want to go back to the good old days when we paid Russian communist to launch Americans into space for billions of tax payer dollars a year.

  51. BeelzebozoTime69


    Acum 8 ore

    Hey, Bezos, Yoshiyuki Tomino would like to talk to you about the whole "move everyone off Earth" idea and how it is bad.

  52. grannypantsification


    Acum 8 ore

    I would not be disappointed if the billionaires all left for another planet. Preferably the sun.

  53. Daniel King

    Daniel King

    Acum 8 ore

    I like Steven Corbert, but my god the old fake conservative show was so much more funny & less predictable. Sorry Steven.

  54. Nanyu Busnis

    Nanyu Busnis

    Acum 9 ore

    9:01 "I'm white."

  55. Brofisticus


    Acum 9 ore

    Know what the great thing about billionaires is? Nothing. They have no redeeming qualities.

  56. JamesAllmond


    Acum 9 ore

    Teloso = Company Town. Ask anyone who was subjected to one, and the company store, about that one...this is total elitist bullshit.

  57. Tai’daishar Magnum

    Tai’daishar Magnum

    Acum 9 ore

    The irony of the Walmart Billionaire’s Equitism. Equality meets Capitalism. He could create Telosa today by leading by example for Musk and Bezos…and paying the same tax rate for both him, and his Corporation as the average American citizen. THAT’S Equality meeting Capitalism!

  58. justforthehackofit


    Acum 9 ore

    That was a really poor performance. Time to move on to YT and ditch the stale formula Stephen.

  59. Austin Hellems

    Austin Hellems

    Acum 9 ore

    Spoiled millionaires ranting about spoiled billionaires

  60. m0hsalim


    Acum 9 ore

    Telosa is the most Bioshock shit I’ve ever heard.

  61. Alan Warner

    Alan Warner

    Acum 9 ore

    Stephen Colbert has a lot of money and is relateable.

  62. Sascha M

    Sascha M

    Acum 9 ore

    I'd rather he pay taxes in the trillions when Musk sells every share in 50 years!

  63. gggnumber1


    Acum 10 ore

    How did that go, "I didn't know you were still alive."? Don't worry, Elon. Some day you'll be dead and most people will forget you were ever alive.

  64. Harmony Mitcham

    Harmony Mitcham

    Acum 10 ore

    To bad none of these billionaires actually do anything worth while except collect money, and fly their dick ships to Mars, makes no sense because Mars is a baren planet covered in poisonous gas, much like their souls.

  65. Bobcat


    Acum 10 ore

    Lost me with the Johnny Depp insult.

  66. Dm Drae

    Dm Drae

    Acum 10 ore

    I do find it fun that the only examples people can come up with regarding equitable taxation working are ethnically monolithic countries yet no one seems to think that plays a role.

  67. Damien Darko247

    Damien Darko247

    Acum 10 ore

    Asphalt is technically a liquid as well. 🤓

  68. Zaphod Beeblebrox

    Zaphod Beeblebrox

    Acum 10 ore

    😂😂 If he had one, Jeff Bezos wouldn't let anyone live on his colony that wasn't his slave.

  69. Relentless Ohio

    Relentless Ohio

    Acum 10 ore

    People like Jeff Bezos need a limit on how much money they can have. He literally wants to blow it all on stupid shit and not try to help Earth or the people on it at all. That's insane to have that amount of wealth and your dreams are sending citizens to space for 12 minutes and building parks.

  70. Rhettsy Cop lando

    Rhettsy Cop lando

    Acum 10 ore

    It's a real shame CBS can't seem to not water down this show, his comedy had really suffered since this show started and its a real stain on the legacy he was gifted by letterman.

  71. GH


    Acum 10 ore

    Remember y’all Stephen plays a poor person on TV. His 2021 networth is $75 million. He is definitely also the 1%. And I am fine if he wants to legitimately increase taxes on himself…

  72. Ani Bell

    Ani Bell

    Acum 10 ore

    Sometimes it's good to have extremely clear examples of how NOT to be. Thanks, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk!

    • Andrew Parker

      Andrew Parker

      Acum 6 ore

      What the hell did Elon Musk ever do? As one of the few billionaires who actually pays taxes, it’s absurd he ever got pulled into these arguments!

  73. justrosy5


    Acum 10 ore

    There will be no equality so long as money is charged or spent, or or direct bartering is used. It will always, in the end, create barriers to progress.

  74. justrosy5


    Acum 10 ore

    The wealthy are welcome to leave Earth for good! They are not welcome to any other natural world though. They can build their own Dyson Sphere outside the orbits of Neptune and Pluto! Bon Voyage, rich @$$#©£€$!

  75. Gambler


    Acum 11 ore

    Elon Musk isn't even a native to this country and he has no appreciation for the privilege of doing business here in America. There are a lot of electric cars and trucks being made right here, and I have no interest in purchasing a Tesla.

  76. xadam2dudex


    Acum 11 ore

    This is true .. Read the Georgia Guide Stones .. The rich want to reduce the population to a more manageable 500 million .. Getting rid of 6.5 billion people in one way or the other

  77. George-Alan Wallace

    George-Alan Wallace

    Acum 11 ore

    It's about time these millionaires start to criticize and mock these billionaires on behalf of us thousandaires and hundredaires. ;--) What a hack.

  78. Alex Das Liebe

    Alex Das Liebe

    Acum 11 ore

    Yukito Kishiro's “Alita Battle Angel.” Musk is unironically promoting its fundamental dystopian premise.

  79. Xavier Amo

    Xavier Amo

    Acum 11 ore

    "...why you deserve to be treated equally more than other people do." Great way to reference Animal Farm by Greorge Orwell



    Acum 11 ore

    Your net worth is 78 MILLION. You’re not like is either Colbert. You’re just another rich snob making money demonizing poor people who you don’t agree, and putting them against other poor poor and disenfranchised Americans. You contribute on a daily basis to the division and hate Americans have for each other. We’re tired (AMERICANS LEFT AND RIGHT) of elite assholes like you telling us how to think and act. Btw I didn’t vote for Trump. DISCLAIMER cause I know that’s the accusation that will be thrown my way. You don’t love the poor YOU JUST HATE THE ULTRA RICH.

  81. A M

    A M

    Acum 11 ore

    So, Bezos watched Wall-E and thought: that’s a great idea…?

  82. TheFlorist


    Acum 11 ore

    Seth Meyers Bernie impression is good too 😄

  83. Charmaine Jackson

    Charmaine Jackson

    Acum 11 ore

    Stephen Colbert is the G.O.A.T. 🤣😂

  84. David Landrigan

    David Landrigan

    Acum 11 ore

    So I mistakenly thought the billionaires were building spaceships to escape earth. Apparently they are building spaceships to ship the worker people off into space.

  85. Josh Turnbull

    Josh Turnbull

    Acum 11 ore

    This guy has a 15 million salary and is pretending to be relatable... and sticking it to the rich

  86. Matěj Bludský

    Matěj Bludský

    Acum 12 ore

    Time to pay tax Elon and others!!

  87. fish man

    fish man

    Acum 12 ore

    Honestly, there is way too much radiation in outer space. Let us not forget solar flares. Do I even need to mention asteroids flying through space?

  88. Daris Hopkins

    Daris Hopkins

    Acum 12 ore

    I kind of admire Elon and his ambitious goals but not if he's gonna be a dick. He's smart but he's a nerd and Bernie's smarter when it comes to more simple, practical matters like having rich assholes pay taxes so the rest of us don't have to suffer so much.

  89. cak01vej


    Acum 12 ore

    2:03 actually, that just means it's a fluid with a long relaxation time. It could also mean that there is some glass behaviour in the system, but I don't think the TSA is going to let you take cranberry glass onto the plane either. - a glass research scientist.

  90. gggnumber1


    Acum 12 ore

    Just wanna say that I have been making 'fresh' cranberry sauce for 50+ years. However, also for 50+ years I open a can of cranberry 'sauce' from both ends, slide it out of the can, place on a fancy plate and make it a Center Piece on the Thanksgiving Dinner Table, with a sign that says, "For Display Purposes Only." Glad to see it took decades for a few comedians to comment on the 'ribs' of the glutinous cylinder. Those 'ribs' were my inspiration for doing it in the first place.

  91. MinotaurBlood


    Acum 12 ore

    Just as a side note, I'm super disappointed in Jon Stewart for defending Chappelle's bullshit.

  92. Carlos DeCisnerosate

    Carlos DeCisnerosate

    Acum 12 ore

    Equitism is socialism.

  93. Brandon Foster

    Brandon Foster

    Acum 12 ore

    America is back! 🇺🇸

  94. Bill Rosmus

    Bill Rosmus

    Acum 12 ore

    It's the opposite. He'll send the regular folks to work colonies in small space habitats where they have to hot bunk. And he'll keep the earth exclusively as a park for the wealthy to live on.

  95. shari graves

    shari graves

    Acum 12 ore

    So funny, so talented. We can laugh at "worrisome" realities

  96. Jay Siegel

    Jay Siegel

    Acum 12 ore

    i for one am glad he's back live in front of an audience again... the physical humor works much better on stage...

  97. Jay Siegel

    Jay Siegel

    Acum 12 ore

    ... Jeff Bezos , seen here watching The Grapes of Wrath lol