SCP Foundation: "So, why do you want to work for us?" Me: "Because the floors are probably stained with lots of blood"

You dont work at SCP, the only thing youre working on is the destruction of creativity in the SCP fandom by turning every SCP article into a bland boring kid-friendly slurry

oh im not fucking SCP foundation not jion D-calls

how would u be able to tell the scp foundation of an anonymity

Im sorry..."definitely not impossible?"

I wanna save the world from a totally really dangerous scp... scp 999

How can i join the scp foundation.

play bloodshot gaming commuity with SCP-1337-HL2 and Dr. Bright (as 05) a small community enables you to make friends as if you met irl, it resembles the comminities of the 90s and 0s! also as im speaking the server is libtard admin-free (only non libtard admins the libtard admins cause WAYY toomeany issues! and dont liek to listen to higherups when they disagree)

E-Class worse than D-class? E-class can be WORSE SAME or BETTER! wouldent bright be an "E-Class" by techincal terms. i am 05 and E-class due to this anomaly on my right side :(

i wrote a document that says i live in a "house of SCP" and foundation gives me 100$ extra to "keep me quet" (SCP houses are where the foundation dumps unwanted, or borign SCPs) AAANNNNDDD i ACUALY got a 100$ ssi raise.

Y’all want to help with my mtf

Level 5 : O5

Its not real though

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Well scp foundation if mark Zuckerberg Is let in do not let him have the Desire camera

yo i mate an encounter with one of the scp its indoor salesman

|| Yes! i would love working theres its always been my dream to! i always learn some scp but some of them i forgoten usually i really want to become a well a half human monster with powers i know its like a kid dream but sometimes i imagine using the power to help others and plus i bet its going to be exciting! i may or may not gonna try talking to some scp hoping they wont kill me cause why not ||

Lol, imagine someones really doing it at real life and don't being recruited to the foundation.

Thx for explaining all the jobs in the foundation. I can use this to my vantage to make my characters. =D

Sounds like a ‘broken vail’ SCP advertisement.

Class D: you will die Class E: you are dead

the scp foundation isn’t an actual place though so

I just want a p90

I dont know why i find these animations so damn hilarious. Anyone else?

Why haven't I got an invitation

The beginning suits my current position Where do I apply? Seriously

0:53 a top secret organisatoin me:wtaches this video on youtube nad other scp videos me:yep its definetly top serret

How do I be a D-Class, I wanna die

Me:sees this video Also me:broken masquerade timline much

Yeah no I actually kinda like the concept of being alive

Wait E CLASS U mean flamigo Bruh

aight, thanks for toturial, now i can go back to work.

There is medic department for doctor and medic security in scp

Painting this whole thing as a fictional organization and peppering leaked information with false information has worked very well for the SCP foundation. The goofier and the world-buildy-er, the less anyone will try to find out the truth.

If you all don't know, The two types of Security Officers are: Guards and Internal Security Department.

I wonder what the actual chance of getting elected to the O5 Council are.

Plot twist:scp explained is a lvl 4 entry lvl

I just want access to those sweet sweet amnesia meds

ok now where do i sign up

also you forgot another way to get into the scp foundation. i will reveal this if i get 5 likes

I would most likely be a low level researcher

me: oh boy what letter will i get? foundation: F CLASS me: whats that? foundation: pain after death me: damn you

I want to sign up as best friend of SCP-682. Both of us share some similarities, namely unlimited amounts of hatred.

is 096 therapist job still free?

i love how there is 13089 likes but there is only 95 dislikes

"You are perfect to be in the scp foundation" Me:Its Called Death Row

*I can finally work for the Ethics Commitee!*

ok so the plan is we just go there with some lab coats and we're in so who's coming with me

BUT I WANT TO BE ONE OF THE ANOMALYS

Hi, I'd like to volunteer for D-Class. Specifically used for memetic and reality-warping testing. Thanks.

Its me pog boy

Your account might be banned this is SUPER SECRET stop or be arrested

Wait when he said the last letter i mint become 05-council my name is Z**** I can’t say my entire name

This sounds just like the job for me!! I’m in! Shoot me a message or email or something SCP!!

Yo!! I want to become a ADMINISTRATOR. Without any interview of course

applies for the scp foundation gets accepted. 05 Council: So you need to wear this orange outfit every time*

I like the fact that absolutely noone talks about joining the ethics committy

I remember going to one of the scp foundation places during a containment breach...

I WHAT TO WORK HERE SO BADLY OMG😫😫😫

They don't have a rabbit team! (lobotomy corp reference)

And where can i sign up for an anomaly you can feel my hartbeat everywere on my body

The scp foundation: The only place where the anomaly’s are safer than the personnel

Easiest way to get class d Just go on a kill rampage

l'll Be a spy it's less dagerous anyways

lmao this started out like a recruiting video

I feel like I'm listening to a job posting

Who here saw that scp 001 dead by daylight when we see the sun

What is zenobiology lol..

It seems so real, if this is real then I would like to apply for a job at the SCP Foundation. I'm only 14 though so it might have to wait, but if they want to "hire" me now, I'd definitely agree. I can suppress my fear and emotions relatively well, and I'd like to be a spy or a scientist there, It would be way better than having a regular job. I'm still young so I'm going to see what I can do/learn to get in. I just don't want my chances of dying to be, well, too high because I want to actually contribute to the Foundation.

This obviously is fake right?? I mean i just played control so 😂

I am willing to be a disposable Class-D personnel. I can contain 106 without the femur breaker and give my young life away to the foundation for the greater good.

I want to be a Field Agent/Spy

Can you guys please do one on scp-1360 aka the robot

Next video can you show scp 996 sleep killer or scp 993 bobble the clown

Would love to see a video on SCP 717

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They're recruiting without we knowing huh

If I existed in scp I would be dead in no time because of that shark scp that kills u just because you know about it

You made it seem so real. I'd very much like to apply for a job in the SCP foundation if this organization turns out to be real in the near future.

ME=(BECOME SITE ASSITANT MANAGER) 05-7=HELP THE Tactical operative!!!!! Me=Ah sh## not again Chaos and serpent hand and scarlet king childs group="Thats our main target" ME=I ####### QUIT MY JOB!!!!!

What would happen when several keter scp got UPGRADED inside Scp-914(Note=R.I.P the foundation) and somr are too big :p

SCP-464

I know this probably isn't going to be seen but I was wondering if you could do a video on scp 191 the cyborg child.

Hi o love your videos could you maybe cover SCP-1471? I think it could be very interesting for some people

Very interesting “we are hiring” notification

Scp 2388

I'd love to be a Cryptozoology but get loads of different cameras thermal imaging, Infa red and different types of flash lights n other stuff and some like minded people.

Imagine if this was the first episode you watched

WELCOME TO [COUNTING THE MOST WORDS SHOW] 21- Foundation 8 - Class D [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [EXPUNGED] 2 - Dr Bright 23- SCP 30-probaly 1 - go [EXPUNGED]

i was recruited two guys with big gun knocking in my door and tell me to go with them they were scary

O5 council sounds predetermined, given their work of restarting and controling time and occurrence since ancient ages...

How can I be assigned to scp-096

"Top secret" 636K subscribers

233k people: I don’t need sleep I need answers.

This looks like the Infographics shows type style

Can you make a video about 05 council

Do a video on scp 001 the world gone beautiful it really interesting

How to work for the scp foundation. Me- *laughs in Immortal*

Imagine if scps we're real

Do the living Lego