This is why we love you, Stephen. Stay just the way you are..

No Tracing

The Vaccine does not work we are being set up for failure,Vaccinated Spreading Virus Bacteria,Not Quareentining

You know Biden might not know where he's at and he may stumble on the stairs but I will be honest he is 100% better than Trump

On to Texas

That Mitch pitch was so on point, tinfoil hat off to you, sir. I am still revolted minutes later.

Republican policies are becoming so unpopular that even big greedy corporations can't support them because they'll lose money. They need to seriously recalibrate their strategy.

Yas we are both half way immune together ❤

2021 online stock is just difficult and unbelievable. I rather invest my money on crypto.

I just got my second shot!!! 💃🏻💃🏽💃🏾💃🏿💃🏼💃🏽

Dooper? What a missed opportunity to call it 'Deals on Wheels'

Im fine with it, he wants to connect with everyone

Joe Biden is a bit " La la " ... I hope he has younger people actually making the calls.

Thank you Stephen for your comedy. I need this .

Hey, Stephen Coal-bare! Don't you know that when you dance like a teenager you look like a sixty-year-old idiot who hasn't realised he is actually sixty now, or whatever, give or plus. That is some horrendous viewing, your channel editors need to take you aside for an intervention, so you can get it right going forward.

Tonight the vax-scene should be party rockers going SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSSHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTSSHOTSSHOTS SHOTS

So they have advanced from "fuck you, I've got mine" politics to "Fuck you, pay me" politics. I'm sure corporate america will react to that well.

Hypocrites are always traitors.

It just goes to show you that the Republican Leadership has gotten so out of touch these last several years from their voters. Mitch is confused about saying anything and doing anything like his false god Trump ! Trump gets by doing so because he is the Son of Perdition !!! The forerunner of the ANTI CHRIST ??? But Republicans Leadership better get wise and UNIFY for our Democracy, or they will be left out in 2022 and 2024 !!! We need to make America number one in the world again, check the polls, the Republican Voters want to make America the beacon for the world again after the last four years

That was so good... but HUNTS for life #heinzloveshunts

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heinz-ide is 2020 lmao

Republicans are outraged that corporations are protesting as if they’re people. Where could these corporations have gotten the crazy idea that they’re people?

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Ha & we r the socialist... 😂😂😂

I think maybe quarantine has made Steven 'even' more crazy lol

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Corporations telling Mitch "Go get your shine box."

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I'm really curious to see how much of an effect the republican attempts to boycott Coke products are going to have on Coke's bottom line. My personal bet is that the boycott will act more along the lines of free advertising, and that both Coke and Pepsi will post record profits since this basically revitalizes their brand wars and brings both of them back into the public consciousness as being relevant again.

3:19 “I don’t know if he knows where he is right now” according to the right wingers there is footage of Joe Biden saying “I don’t know where I am.” Don’t know if it’s true, it probably isn’t but still I wish Bernie were president...

Colbert Unfunny Still.

I didn't know turtles could lie.

Tennessee GET your shot! We are 47th worst state in getting it done. Bill Lee...step up! Get it done.

"Biden's 2.3 trillion infrastructure plan" Sorry, am I supposed to be impressed? Friggin Joe Manchin (the most conservative "democrat") supported more than that and even conservative estimates say you need ~4trillion for the minimum infrastructure renewals. What was Bernie's proposal again? Wasn't it like 10 trillion? I wasn't expecting much from Biden and he performs just as: Cancels 0.01% of student loan debt, doesnt move on drug legalization, doesnt want to remove the fillibuster, won't get taxes up to where they were before Trump and his infrastructure plan is even lower than the most conservative estimates. Biden really is just an oldschool Republican.

My shot happening this week.

Be careful about what you say about vaccines, immortality and bullets. Kids in South Dakota may get silly ideas.

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I appreciate Stephen's wit, however, I do not enjoy the 20 sec intros to the segments

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“I’m gonna f*ck your wallet” lololololol

Same voice he used on Harvey Bird man as the little green guy !lol

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Off-topic, make sure we never see anything like "competent Trumpism" ever seize power. A growing clear-cut battle between democracy and fascism is now in full gear. Time for every politician - not just Dems - to vocalize that fact. (And Dems need to boast of their accomplishments more, past and present; part of the PR game, which they'd been lousy at for decades). It's troubling to see how many Americans are either supportive of fascist policy or indifferent about it. But the nationwide majority of voters aren't. Move the system into their control, and wrest it completely from white supremacists and corporate profiteers. Destroy them in the PR game and legislation. We can't afford to let anything resembling another Trump, or, for that matter, even another Bush/Cheney type cartel. exorcise the ghost of Mussolini, once and for all. (DeSantis? Can Floridians really be so indifferent to radioactive waste in their water?) www.yahoo.com/news/could-ron-desantis-trumps-gop-151337499.html

I bet McConnell would have never told corporations to stay out of politics if they were for all these voter suppression bills. But all that aside these republican's are failing so hard on so many levels I don't know how they can save themselves. And it won't be Trump. He already lost them the presidency.. and the house... and the senate. There's like nothing left.

I need McConnell to explain how corporations should donate to politics but keep out of politics. He almost had it right but he's a moron.

That Biden story is too friggin funny 😂.... I mean Why. 😜

I thought corporations were people though. Isn't this just free speech?

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As a born and raised Chilean, I can confidently tell you cazuela nogada is not a thing. Cazuela is delicious, but we have never mixed it with nueces. So, I think we both learned of a new plate.

Who can drink pepsi. Seriously. Give me a break.

"Why the Can-Can?" "Public domain!" :,D Well, grazias, public domain.

Congrats on the Vaccine lol.

My fridge butter holder is full of ketchup and duck sauce packets and I am proud of it!

So much like Mitch Mcconnell and the republicans, only like things when they work on their favor.

I heard on the local Missouri ten pm local news show "The solution is simple. Every hungry person should place their own Uber Eats or Door Dash order with a credit card and a cell phone while they are waiting to vote in an election." That is supposedly a quote from a Georgia Republican who is white, male, wealthy, and a legislator.

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What? Does Colbert think he's from "The Hood"? And he's wearing his sphincter Halloween mask again.

THIS SHOULD TELL YOU THE FACT THAT THEY CREATE THE SOLUTION BEFORE THE PROBLEM. SO NOW WHY DID GATES DROP BACK FROM BUYING THAT 644 BILLION YAHT?

It's always about the GOP. Always. Never can look in the mirror and ask ourselves why we're still okay with unilateral bombings in Syria, massive police state which monitors and spies on everything we do day in and day out. But at least Orange man is gone!

Spread That Wallet...and shut up. 😉

Too bad those same corporations are going to turn right around in a few weeks or months.

The President is adorable. :)

Money has already been considered speech, so now we know for sure they are bastards.

Whoopee I got my second Pfizer dose 4/9/21 Fri. I don't know how to be around people anymore. One long, hot, did I say l o n g? year.

Stephen Coldbear

Love Stephen's Biden impression! ❤️😍 Probably the best impression of Biden out there. It was incredibly hilarious, as usual.

I would love to live in Texas though :D Stadium looks fun, but also their nightclubs are fully open and people are partying like old :3 I would probably do that every night for two weeks at this point! Also they are going to have anime matsuri XD

The dumbest part about this "shut up corporations" thing is that the corps could just as easily supported the Georgia election law and few people could do a damn thing about it either way. You think these corps honestly give two sh*ts about this legislation in the long term? The businesses could have just dumped a few million into the legislature to "convince" it to repeal the law TOMORROW if they wanted to.

Jab jab jab Jab jab jab Jab jab jab Jab jab jab Jab jab jab Jab jab jab *dancing*

Who cares. Long as trump isn't the president.

I’m gonna BLEEP your wallet... I died.. lol..

That is the best Joe Biden moment ever 🤣

Doober will have serious competition from my startup Splyft

There will not be a show for two days after he gets his second vaccine shot.

joe was askin for it with that joke.

Actually, kind of checks out: I suspect Trump's dad told him he was talentless, too. If not, I am sure that are plenty of people who are happy to tell him so.

Mitch McConnel sounds and looks like Toby Turtle.

Ironic to see your needles shouting out 'shot' as they prance along. From one pandemic back to the epidemic you have had constantly, gun violence and hundreds, thousands killed by guns every year. Crazy baby.

MUST fix the filibuster first. How about a 55% population-based cloture rule? But the Democrats represent >55% of the voters. Presto chango, no more filibusters. #BlockTheBlockheads #FixTheFilibuster

Stay out of politics, unless it benefits the GOP specifically.

Joe rogan? Who?

I love you Stephen.

Sad that some states like AZ has lifted the mask mandate. I just hope they actually got vaccinated 😩

Australia hasn't even hit 4 million vaccinations IN TOTAL!! Congratulations USA.(from an Australian)

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The man has soy beans 🥗 for brain 🧠 cells. But we love him. Just hope the VP is ready to fill in when he pops a blood vessel 😳😥🥴🥱😬😧😐😪

Sugar free ketchup!!!

Yes. I too prefer pricks in arm's, not armed pricks.

Just so it's made a little more clear...A vaccine is not a cure,nor is it a guarantee...lol people are dumb...If it was really useful,how come there's still the flu? ...And everything else we have vaccines for,for the most part...

11:36 Heinz-sight is 20/20, great!

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Whoever is laughing in the background deserves a raise because, Steven, you are not funny.

BIDEN/HARRIS 4 MORE YEARS!!!

Kraft Heinz employee here, just letting y’all know our factory is in overtime to catch up on packet production. We’ve got you guys 😁

That was a hilarious impression of mitch "I'm gonna f*** your wallet!" 😂

“I’m gonna fuck your wallet” really got me today, thank you Stephen 😂

Where’s the Ronan Farrow interview 🤔

Colbert bitching about corporations? That's rich.