Ethan gave all of us car reviewer wannabes a nice dose of “icandoit” wishfulness

I think we all want more of these videos, they're hilarious!

I'd love to see Alex as a contestant in Taskmaster.

More please!!!

Ethan smoked too much weed when he was younger. Good lad lol

PLEASE do more of these.

' i have never purported to be a journalist'.....'You have, it's in your twitter bio'...Gold!

Ethan giving Jeremy Clarkson a run for his money.

Over 60K for what is essentially a luxury diesel wagon.....I think not.

plot twist: he actually is a car guy, but pretends not to be for the channel

Defo needs 5% tint

You must do a video like Ethan revieuws an american boat liek the lincoln continental mark v. I want Ethan feeling the weirdness of the strange wobblematic suspension

Brilliant great double act

"this is an M car" well, no it's not.... it just has an M badge for reasons unknown. all these makes are devaluating there performance brands

THAT TURBO THO 1:40

It will breake down after two years anyway. BMW Crap

8:18 what you said is soooo wrong. If a car can do everything it's not boring it's the best car or one of the best. I know you didn't say boring like not fun but still saying that car that has v8 petrol engine is boring in any way while sitting in a diesel with half the power i know that m340d is really fun doesn't matter if it's diesel or gas they are both fun but it kinda sounds wrong for somebody else listening. Compare it to s4 or rs4. You all were screaming and laughing in rs6 and now you are saying that.

More from Ethan Plz. Bloody hilarious guys!

Someone can’t drive a friends car because they’re not the insured in the UK?

This is not the Clarkson we want, but the one we deserve.

How does insurance work in the UK? In the Netherlands you insure the car, and anyone that you give permission can drive it.

Ethan for president! You do have a president over there after brexit, right? No? Well, you have now. You're welcome.

Nah he drives a honda jazz. He knows how to buy a good car

WHERE IS MY FAVORITE PODCAST???

Non car guy does not know their wheel size. Reporting for fake title!

Perfect review from a non-car guy who is becoming a not so non-car guy. I think I shall buy a M 340d now and I will like to buy Phil for the great inflated price of 85000 pence.

These videos are brilliant! I'd like to see what Ethan makes or something like a GR Yaris or perhaps something more outlandish like a Caterham.

Edd China is BACK on ROfilm !!!!

Loved it! Very refreshing format!

i will buy it after 20 years for £1400 a

But the sound of a petrol version, oh man...!

4:52 wipers test

where is the prelude series gone ???? i want more V-tec

Must say I dislike the "Peugeot"-like headlights with the bumper notching them

Wait until it breaks, it will cost an arm and a leg to fix

Handles like it's on rails, pulls like a train and a 0 60 of about 3 minutes.

The new m340d with a 660cc turbo charged 3 cylinder

Where’s the podcast

More non car guy

A non car guy working in a ROfilm channel for car people....😐

What happened to Ethan’s Z3 project car videos?

This car somehow becomes 3x more handsome as an estate.

Gotta sort that insurance thing

Need more Z3 content!

Ethan should do a review totally on his own, reviewing a car based upon what he thinks is important.

Any chance you guys can get Ethan to review a DeLorean?

When is ethan gonna do more stuff on the z3. Really wann see him do some more performance mods or cosmetic mods on it

Love it.

Great review Ethan! I am a proud owner of the new BMW 320d Touring and it is the perfect car, despite having a far inferior engine to the one reviewed. The clincher for me was the double cheese grater which comes standard on all models, unlike the indicators which I paid an extra £1500 for in the courtesy pack.

I think we should have Ethan review an older car, maybe one he owns, so it doesn't matter if what he says is completely wrong. He should do it alone. Then Alex reviews the same car so we can see the difference.

God the front grill looks ugly

Brilliant video as always, you guys are so down to earth and realistic, don't take yourselves too seriously, it's what makes you relatable to your audience as normal people and I think its the secret to your success. Don't change guys 👍

Haha entertaining to watch, Ethan did a good job. The BMW is a nice motor, I don't like how they play car sounds through the stereo though. Love the split tailgate.

A much cleaner lined car than Harry's chaotically styled M3 Competition. Nice!

Well done Etho! Man bmw have lost their way in design

Damn, BMW really nailed it with the new 3 series. Design cues from their best times and a straight six in 2021, this car hits all the right spots.

Alex: This is my new long-termer Ethan: OUR new long-termer *communism intensifies*

This is your best review till date!

12:40 is such a top gear moment especially the drive by shot😂

Yes non car guy reviews, should do one Doug DeMuro style...THAT would be brilliant

This is what most of us subscribed for. Just 2 guys in a car. Top job 👍

Easy review really, as you would expect from a modern BMW it's incredibly ugly, it's a diesel so it will shortly be banned from most towns and cities. 19" wheels with low profile tyres so the ride will be harsh and uncomfortable and you will need new tyres and rims every other pothole. Leather seats which will, naturally be heated to try and disguise how cold they are in winter, although they will still be uncomfortably hot and sweaty in the summer. Whilst I would normally recommend that a far more comfortable and durable cloth seat be specified as a white trim is fitted, leather (or more likely a vegan friendly alternative) will better survive the constant cleaning it will need. Price is £ ludicrous even before any overpriced options are fitted ensuring this car will depreciate faster than warp factor 10. Performance and handling are impressive, if you ever find an open road. You can look forward to reliability ratings second only to Land Rover so big repair bills are to be expected. Despite being fitted with a wheel and tyre combo which vulnerable to potholes, doubtless no spare tyre will be provided so you will have plenty of time to read war and peace whilst waiting for a tow to nearest Tyre shop. A tyre shop which will have you over a barrel and be able to charge you top £ for the cheapest budget tyre. To sum up If you like throwing money into a bottomless pit and enjoy driving like a d***h*** this is the car for you. on the plus side it is a car not a fancy farm truck. If you have more sense but still want a BMW buy yourself an E30, the last BMW worth buying. AS I'm sure Alex would agree.

Nice editing at the end jack 👍

Ethan chatting shit for quarter of an hour is what I needed cheers lads

Ethans the only known person to stall in an automatic

I love this

So when will you be taking over top gear? You should replace the current presenters.

Absolute genius guy classic 👍

let ethan get behind the wheel...he kinda looks like jesse

it's a nice video to look at

what would be a good reason to go for the petrol version?

Someone edit a gun into ethan's hand when he points

He need to review Phil

I thought I recognised those roads! Should have dropped down into Watlington, I'd have let you drive the FD! There is a really nice back road hill climb from junction 6 of the m40 up to Stokenchurch that you guys should check out if you haven't. Its double width on the way up so no getting stuck behind cyclists.

You guys are doing a great job with these vids. So funny! If you guys want a bmw 3 series m sport project car do let me know. Would love to help the channel.

Must be due a 'roast my ride' soon

😂 😂 😂 Aka, when I explain car specs to my mother..... Honestly my mum knows how to build a superbike from scratch so..... No.... Loving the series though. I'm amazed there are men who know nothing about cars in a age when my 2 year old knows how to service my car.

That was so funny. Another great video guys.

Love that motor wanted a e91 335d but couldn't find the right 1 ended up with a e90 335d still a version good car once you fix all the problems lol

Do another one

Just thought I'd mention, test centres are now open for cbt 😁

This front on the m3 g80. That's it.

This just feels like Ethan is at a job interview for a co journalist position from the senior car journalist.

Just one problem though and they touched upon it early in... It's £50k for the base car! A Golf R would get you the power, refinement and even some of the practicality and you can buy 2 of them!

My kind of car review

We definitely need more car reviews by Ethan and him to drive next time

It's 2021 and here's a positive review of a diesel estate car. No thanks. Get with the times. This is embarrassing that it's not a Tesla Model Y. The Model Y will mean the 3-Series ceases to exist within the next three years.

This was actually very well done! Very entertaining

Pumping engine noise into the cabin via the speakers is the lamest concept for ages.

Who else was expecting Ethan to say big when Alex asked what size the wheels were

£61 grand?! Imagine the quality you could get in the classic car market instead of this shite.

Stunning car

"aka my new long termer, no, our new long termer..." Soviet anthem intensifies.

Great show! Stupid car. M3 Diesel estate is a joke...

Had me in stitches, loved it!

Welcome to the diesel gang. I personally own a E46 330D and I love it. It's slammed and tuned with a straight pipe so my neighbours hate me. But I'm instantly happy when I drive it 😁

More ethan reviews!

Ethan is a gem and we must protect him at all costs lol

I fuking love this series yoooooooo

Extended storage? Do they just add 20cm to the rear?