I just got an ad for the mobile version before the video, nice.

This is a good one, could definitely go with seeing more of it.

I got a thief simulator add before this

I got an ad for the mobile version of the game XD

Anyone else got an ad for the game's mobile version? I was so confused till I realized it was an ad xD

Mark: ¨its just like skyrim¨ Me: *so many flashbacks*

Anyone else get a Thief Simulator ad when clicking in this?

The return of stan the waterman😅

I saw this series like three times it’s so good I might as well rewatch it lol

Mark you do know how to steal....you stole Amy's heart

Markiplier: Stan? Me: Who's Stan? Is stan from another game or... I'm confused

I hope this turns into a series , i love this game and i first watched it being played by a german youtuber, problem with that was he only uploads thief simulator once in 3 weeks up

54:23

Since the release of this simulator, the number of robberies has been reduced to zero.

Sim of Thieves

Heist with markiplier 3????

12:18 he sounds like Mr Mackey from South Park😂😂

MOAR

those gloves are the same cost as an iphone12 pro

I love this...so much (35:01)

Your a mean one mr mark 39:00

Graystillplays did this a couple years ago btw

21:21 Plot twist: the one who bailed the protagonist out is Grinch.

Please do more thief simulator.

Mark you have played this b4

Please

Cut your hair

"I signed up to be a thief, not an asshole!" - Markiplier, 2021

part 13 notice me

Imagine someone breaking you’re house just to destroy your fucking toilet.

hitman 47 and his new job

Play more of this game mark, please!

When I heard Mark say this is a thief simulator I was very shocked why the vid was so long😂

TAKE YOUR JOY !

" cause I know how to steal things... No I don't!" as if he's doesn't have an entire movie called a Hiest with Markiplier lol love it

My heart exploded when he turned and they were both like uhhhhh wut

lol he almost hit sombody

I just got a ad for this game on this video.

I got an ad for the mobile version of this game while watching lmao

Play more 😡

Mark pls more people playground

Mark: "STAN!?" Me: Haha Markipliers RP GTAV funniest moments....

Kinda wish you did a Skyrim play through either modded or not but a recent one don’t hate me people

No sé inglés pero igual lo veo

Theifiplier would sound better ngl rather than Markitheif

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I got a thief simulator mobile ad on a thief simulator video

I some how got an add for thief simulator watching this

I miss skyrim 😔

The ad before this was thief simulator mobile

"You ain't never gonna know nobody there's ain't never gonna help youse." Whatever you say, Yancy. 😏

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I got an ad for Thief Simulator on this video.

what do I think about stealing? well... if its a chain, its free reign. (i honestly cant spell, idk)

Wait their mowing grass in February?

PLEASE BRING BACK STAN

What soda was mark drinkin in the intro me and my girlfriend couldn't find out which was it was. Ps: We are not americans

Every time he’d pick out that one dude on the sidewalk and say ‘STAN!??’ Was the most hilarious thing to me and idk why

36:34 😂😂

Normal human people: **takes dog for a walk** People without pets during quarantine: "Just taking my TV for a walk!"

4:24 KACHLING KACHLING

Not a lot of people will get the stan reference

i did get an ad for thief simulator

Make another video of this one. I really enjoy it

I loved this. It was nice to see Stan.

A Heist w/ Markiplier simulator? I hope we get to see Yancy. I'm assuming Vinny is his cousin or something.

Mark: Be very quiet. Also Mark: *slurps soda loudly*

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Practicing for a heist with markiplier part 2

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Mark: "Stan....sure could use some water" Me: *thinking of the song Eminem made* Didn't Stan die in water?

20:27 111 huh? i'mma take that as goodluck

Hand simulater You owe a life dept

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I find it funny that a thief needs to BUY tools to be able to steal

getting close to 30 MILmark keepgoing almost there :D

I've gotten an ad for this game on a vid for this game

in the first ten seconds he sounded like a 7 year old pretending to be a wanted thief

You should make more of this game

Am I watching a heist with markiplier

I recall you playing a game called “sneak thief.”

Please make more of these they’re great!

Hi Mark, I know you're never gonna see this but I would really, really want a part 2 of this. It's so fun to watch and it makes it so much better when you're the one playing it

Yeah I’d definitely watch him play this more.

I got a thief simulator ad

just got an ad for thief simulator mobile 👀 coincidence???

Lol i like how i got a thief simulator ad

did anyone else get an ad for mobile thief simulator right before watching this?...

Stan?

Nothing like getting an ad for thief simulator while watching markiplier play thief simulator

Mark you have to play this again. I love your commentary on it, it’s so funny

Imagine laying down to sleep when a man jumps through your window, starts screaming, picks your bathroom lock, breaks your toilet, and drives off

Markiplier the toilet buster

Crime is great.

Markipier became the LA Gangs trying to kill him This is a wild character arch

Anyone else keep getting ads about this game like 5 times while watching this video? Because I did

theres a box in there

I literally got a ad for thief simulator watching this.

i got a ad for this game while watching it

the intro is amazing lmao