Thief Simulator

Thief Simulator allows you to do exactly as you might expect from the title of the game. If someone can't figure that out NO ONE HELP THEM IN THE COMMENTS.
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  1. Ever Boy

    Ever Boy

    Acum oră

    I just got an ad for the mobile version before the video, nice.

  2. MirceaKitsune


    Acum 2 ore

    This is a good one, could definitely go with seeing more of it.

  3. Wyatt Knutsen

    Wyatt Knutsen

    Acum 2 ore

    I got a thief simulator add before this

  4. Rumba


    Acum 2 ore

    I got an ad for the mobile version of the game XD

  5. Beatlejuice 3 times

    Beatlejuice 3 times

    Acum 3 ore

    Anyone else got an ad for the game's mobile version? I was so confused till I realized it was an ad xD

  6. Shelby Herring

    Shelby Herring

    Acum 4 ore

    Mark: ¨its just like skyrim¨ Me: *so many flashbacks*

  7. Zigs Blade

    Zigs Blade

    Acum 5 ore

    Anyone else get a Thief Simulator ad when clicking in this?

  8. jan b

    jan b

    Acum 5 ore

    The return of stan the waterman😅

  9. LilZaZ


    Acum 6 ore

    I saw this series like three times it’s so good I might as well rewatch it lol

  10. sad_ pancake

    sad_ pancake

    Acum 11 ore

    Mark you do know how to stole Amy's heart

  11. red love

    red love

    Acum 11 ore

    Markiplier: Stan? Me: Who's Stan? Is stan from another game or... I'm confused

    • jan b

      jan b

      Acum 5 ore

      Stan the waterman!!

  12. Meddelnder Haider

    Meddelnder Haider

    Acum 11 ore

    I hope this turns into a series , i love this game and i first watched it being played by a german youtuber, problem with that was he only uploads thief simulator once in 3 weeks up

  13. kojuro katakura

    kojuro katakura

    Acum 15 ore


  14. Yami X

    Yami X

    Acum 19 ore

    Since the release of this simulator, the number of robberies has been reduced to zero.

  15. you're · biological · female · caregiver

    you're · biological · female · caregiver

    Acum 20 ore

    Sim of Thieves

  16. chungy plays

    chungy plays

    Acum 21 oră

    Heist with markiplier 3????

  17. Christopher Herring

    Christopher Herring

    Acum o Zi

    12:18 he sounds like Mr Mackey from South Park😂😂

  18. DaGreatLeaf!


    Acum o Zi


  19. Red The bunny

    Red The bunny

    Acum o Zi

    those gloves are the same cost as an iphone12 pro

  20. hungry Pigeon needs bread

    hungry Pigeon needs bread

    Acum o Zi

    I love much (35:01)

  21. mr common sense live

    mr common sense live

    Acum o Zi

    Your a mean one mr mark 39:00

  22. AngelOfPhantomes


    Acum o Zi

    Graystillplays did this a couple years ago btw

  23. Сергий Тихомиров

    Сергий Тихомиров

    Acum o Zi

    21:21 Plot twist: the one who bailed the protagonist out is Grinch.

  24. Jackson Gibbs

    Jackson Gibbs

    Acum o Zi

    Please do more thief simulator.

  25. Ryan L

    Ryan L

    Acum o Zi

    Mark you have played this b4

  26. Hailey Banks

    Hailey Banks

    Acum o Zi


  27. Hailey Banks

    Hailey Banks

    Acum o Zi

    Cut your hair

  28. Jacerator


    Acum o Zi

    "I signed up to be a thief, not an asshole!" - Markiplier, 2021

  29. Hyperrevi


    Acum o Zi

    part 13 notice me

  30. Jacob Johnson

    Jacob Johnson

    Acum o Zi

    Imagine someone breaking you’re house just to destroy your fucking toilet.

  31. the good guy

    the good guy

    Acum o Zi

    hitman 47 and his new job

  32. Zenendos


    Acum o Zi

    Play more of this game mark, please!

  33. Ghxst Boy

    Ghxst Boy

    Acum o Zi

    When I heard Mark say this is a thief simulator I was very shocked why the vid was so long😂

  34. Izabella Wallin

    Izabella Wallin

    Acum o Zi


  35. GamersCreed92


    Acum o Zi

    " cause I know how to steal things... No I don't!" as if he's doesn't have an entire movie called a Hiest with Markiplier lol love it

  36. ITSbraydxn


    Acum o Zi

    My heart exploded when he turned and they were both like uhhhhh wut

  37. Josh Hamill

    Josh Hamill

    Acum 2 Zile

    lol he almost hit sombody

  38. but ter

    but ter

    Acum 2 Zile

    I just got a ad for this game on this video.

  39. Ethan DeBord

    Ethan DeBord

    Acum 2 Zile

    I got an ad for the mobile version of this game while watching lmao

  40. Mr. Man

    Mr. Man

    Acum 2 Zile

    Play more 😡

  41. Dominik Robinson

    Dominik Robinson

    Acum 2 Zile

    Mark pls more people playground

  42. Krimson Killer2.0

    Krimson Killer2.0

    Acum 2 Zile

    Mark: "STAN!?" Me: Haha Markipliers RP GTAV funniest moments....

  43. Chokahobo


    Acum 2 Zile

    Kinda wish you did a Skyrim play through either modded or not but a recent one don’t hate me people

  44. Dorian Israel Partida De Anda

    Dorian Israel Partida De Anda

    Acum 2 Zile

    No sé inglés pero igual lo veo

  45. Narissa McLean

    Narissa McLean

    Acum 2 Zile

    Theifiplier would sound better ngl rather than Markitheif

  46. Mya Amorita

    Mya Amorita

    Acum 2 Zile

    The aromatic bibliography accordantly request because yew possibly drain versus a pushy starter. watery, flagrant spoon

  47. Shitass Minecraft

    Shitass Minecraft

    Acum 2 Zile

    I got a thief simulator mobile ad on a thief simulator video

  48. Alexander Partida

    Alexander Partida

    Acum 2 Zile

    I some how got an add for thief simulator watching this

  49. Logxn.Carroll


    Acum 2 Zile

    I miss skyrim 😔

  50. Georgia Rose

    Georgia Rose

    Acum 2 Zile

    The ad before this was thief simulator mobile

  51. Xainar


    Acum 2 Zile

    "You ain't never gonna know nobody there's ain't never gonna help youse." Whatever you say, Yancy. 😏

  52. Rebecca Trubey

    Rebecca Trubey

    Acum 2 Zile

    The spotty reminder exceptionally bolt because shrimp enthrallingly judge before a nappy diving. acceptable, incompetent pipe

  53. Snowman Boi

    Snowman Boi

    Acum 2 Zile

    I got an ad for Thief Simulator on this video.

  54. Johnny 'u'

    Johnny 'u'

    Acum 2 Zile

    what do I think about stealing? well... if its a chain, its free reign. (i honestly cant spell, idk)

  55. William Sylvestre

    William Sylvestre

    Acum 2 Zile

    Wait their mowing grass in February?

  56. Brittany Lopez

    Brittany Lopez

    Acum 2 Zile


  57. MrDerp


    Acum 2 Zile

    What soda was mark drinkin in the intro me and my girlfriend couldn't find out which was it was. Ps: We are not americans

  58. dino drawss

    dino drawss

    Acum 2 Zile

    Every time he’d pick out that one dude on the sidewalk and say ‘STAN!??’ Was the most hilarious thing to me and idk why

  59. Jleaux Jr.

    Jleaux Jr.

    Acum 2 Zile

    36:34 😂😂

  60. Jenna


    Acum 2 Zile

    Normal human people: **takes dog for a walk** People without pets during quarantine: "Just taking my TV for a walk!"

  61. Jleaux Jr.

    Jleaux Jr.

    Acum 2 Zile


  62. killer_jeep 420

    killer_jeep 420

    Acum 2 Zile

    Not a lot of people will get the stan reference



    Acum 2 Zile

    i did get an ad for thief simulator

  64. Potatogod


    Acum 2 Zile

    Make another video of this one. I really enjoy it

  65. James Goblin

    James Goblin

    Acum 2 Zile

    I loved this. It was nice to see Stan.

  66. FireLordCanti


    Acum 2 Zile

    A Heist w/ Markiplier simulator? I hope we get to see Yancy. I'm assuming Vinny is his cousin or something.

  67. wolves howl at the moon

    wolves howl at the moon

    Acum 2 Zile

    Mark: Be very quiet. Also Mark: *slurps soda loudly*

  68. Lyn


    Acum 2 Zile


  69. Snakier trash

    Snakier trash

    Acum 2 Zile

    Practicing for a heist with markiplier part 2

  70. Kr B

    Kr B

    Acum 2 Zile

    Jesus Christ is God and He died and rose again for our sins. Heaven and Hell are very real, we must all repent from our sins and turn to Jesus Christ, to call upon Him with all our hearts. He is there and listening always. Jesus Christ is the everlasting living God. Receive Him and be born again. Jesus Christ created all things. Jesus Christ created you and me. He loves us more than we can imagine. If this was not true, He wouldn't have suffered what He did, living a perfect sinless life and dying for us, being the sacrificial lamb of God for us! Evil exist in the world because God gave us free will and we chose to do evil. satan, the price of this world is deceiving many and causing many to do evil. God's grace and mercy is very great. Seek Jesus Christ and you will find Him. Read the bible, pray and seek Jesus Christ. Life after death is eternal. We will all be judged for our thoughts and actions that will determine our destiny. These "vaccines" will not help anyone and will cause more damage and death. "The next day John seeth Jesus coming unto him, and saith, Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the world." John 1:29 KJV "Jesus answered them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin." John 8:34 KJV "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Matthew 5:28 KJV "Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment: But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." Matthew 5:21-22 KJV "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6 KJV "I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture. The thief (satan) cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly. I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep." John 10:9-11 KJV "He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved." John 3:18-20 KJV ""So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." Genesis 1:27 KJV "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God." 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 KJV "But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost: In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them." 2 Corinthians 4:3-4 KJV "Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." Matthew 7:13-14 KJV "For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." Romans 10:12-13 KJV "Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born? Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God." John 3:3-5 KJV "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost." Acts 2:38 KJV "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. In him was life; and the life was the light of men. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not. There was a man sent from God, whose name was John. The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Light, that all men through him might believe. He was not that Light, but was sent to bear witness of that Light. That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world. He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not. He came unto his own, and his own received him not." John 1:1-11 KJV

    • Lily Rae

      Lily Rae

      Acum o Zi

      @Kr B im atheist

    • Kr B

      Kr B

      Acum o Zi

      @Lily Rae Seek Jesus Christ. He loves you so much that He died for you and me, for our sins that we would not die in our sins. He saved us from Hell. Before Jesus Christ saved me, I was selfish, evil minded, racist and deep into messed up pornography. He changed me and gave me a new heart and His Holy Spirit. He can change anyone. I first had to admit I needed help, then He did the rest. His blood washes us clean.

    • Lily Rae

      Lily Rae

      Acum o Zi

      @Kr B im lesbian

    • Kr B

      Kr B

      Acum o Zi

      @Lily Rae You need Jesus Christ just as much as I need Him. Without Him, there is no life, no light, no love. God bless you. Pray and seek Him. He loves you.

    • Lily Rae

      Lily Rae

      Acum o Zi

      @Kr B i see why you need god

  71. Emily


    Acum 2 Zile

    Mark: "Stan....sure could use some water" Me: *thinking of the song Eminem made* Didn't Stan die in water?

  72. jasper


    Acum 2 Zile

    20:27 111 huh? i'mma take that as goodluck

  73. scalyraptor 1944

    scalyraptor 1944

    Acum 2 Zile

    Hand simulater You owe a life dept

  74. maria lena

    maria lena

    Acum 2 Zile

    The alike gondola intriguingly file because button counterintuitively cough sans a equable branch. mundane, dynamic rugby

  75. Ken Walker

    Ken Walker

    Acum 2 Zile

    I find it funny that a thief needs to BUY tools to be able to steal

  76. giz wiz driz griz yeet

    giz wiz driz griz yeet

    Acum 2 Zile

    getting close to 30 MILmark keepgoing almost there :D

  77. MEGA N00b

    MEGA N00b

    Acum 2 Zile

    I've gotten an ad for this game on a vid for this game

  78. The awesome GaMeR

    The awesome GaMeR

    Acum 2 Zile

    in the first ten seconds he sounded like a 7 year old pretending to be a wanted thief

  79. Lil Granola bar

    Lil Granola bar

    Acum 2 Zile

    You should make more of this game

  80. Kyrie • 28 years ago

    Kyrie • 28 years ago

    Acum 2 Zile

    Am I watching a heist with markiplier

  81. legendary pillow

    legendary pillow

    Acum 2 Zile

    I recall you playing a game called “sneak thief.”

  82. Vegetable Man

    Vegetable Man

    Acum 2 Zile

    Please make more of these they’re great!

  83. PareEye


    Acum 2 Zile

    Hi Mark, I know you're never gonna see this but I would really, really want a part 2 of this. It's so fun to watch and it makes it so much better when you're the one playing it

  84. Kaitlyn BowmanCarroll

    Kaitlyn BowmanCarroll

    Acum 2 Zile

    Yeah I’d definitely watch him play this more.

  85. Sonofbloke


    Acum 2 Zile

    I got a thief simulator ad

  86. Shift


    Acum 2 Zile

    just got an ad for thief simulator mobile 👀 coincidence???



    Acum 2 Zile

    Lol i like how i got a thief simulator ad

  88. pfft whatever

    pfft whatever

    Acum 2 Zile

    did anyone else get an ad for mobile thief simulator right before watching this?...

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    [ BLANK ]

    Acum 2 Zile


  90. Emalie Paulin

    Emalie Paulin

    Acum 2 Zile

    Nothing like getting an ad for thief simulator while watching markiplier play thief simulator

  91. Spencer Smith

    Spencer Smith

    Acum 2 Zile

    Mark you have to play this again. I love your commentary on it, it’s so funny

  92. Chaos Elites

    Chaos Elites

    Acum 3 Zile

    Imagine laying down to sleep when a man jumps through your window, starts screaming, picks your bathroom lock, breaks your toilet, and drives off

  93. Crainage1056


    Acum 3 Zile

    Markiplier the toilet buster

  94. Jade Bowen

    Jade Bowen

    Acum 3 Zile

    Crime is great.

  95. Zmithic


    Acum 3 Zile

    Markipier became the LA Gangs trying to kill him This is a wild character arch

  96. Roman


    Acum 3 Zile

    Anyone else keep getting ads about this game like 5 times while watching this video? Because I did

  97. Karen


    Acum 3 Zile

    theres a box in there

  98. Tiny Barbarian

    Tiny Barbarian

    Acum 3 Zile

    I literally got a ad for thief simulator watching this.

  99. SpaghettiSauce445


    Acum 3 Zile

    i got a ad for this game while watching it

  100. honey_bxxj


    Acum 3 Zile

    the intro is amazing lmao