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Things Are Going So Well for Biden, Trump Says Someone Else Must Be Running the Country

President Joe Biden announced that by April 19th every adult in the country will be eligible to get the vaccine, we continue to learn new things about the virus and our behavior every day, Caitlyn Jenner might be running for Governor of California, Jimmy makes his entry into the Department of Health and Human Services “Mask Innovation Challenge,” Colorado is auctioning off marijuana-themed license plates, Baylor beat the fictional school known as Gonzaga in the NCAA Championship, the Rangers had a full stadium for their home opener, Trump can’t give Biden credit, and Ken Burns stops by to introduce his new documentary.
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  1. Cindy Geiger

    Cindy Geiger

    Acum 28 minute

    When Trump was in office. Putin ran our country.

  2. Catherine

    Catherine

    Acum 38 minute

    Ken Burns was so funny.

  3. Jim Satterfield

    Jim Satterfield

    Acum 3 ore

    Things are going "great for Biden?" What the hell are you on?

  4. Frances Duty

    Frances Duty

    Acum 3 ore

    It is someone else, LOL. It isn't Trump.

  5. B S

    B S

    Acum 4 ore

    Trump. The best president in history!

  6. Jeanne DiGennaro

    Jeanne DiGennaro

    Acum 4 ore

    I love the faux documentary on Ken Burns new haircut. Perfect.

  7. Sam Hill

    Sam Hill

    Acum 4 ore

    Defund Harris/Biden - pass it on.

  8. Bill Miles

    Bill Miles

    Acum 5 ore

    Things are going so well because trump isn't president

  9. April_figured_u'd_disapprove

    April_figured_u'd_disapprove

    Acum 7 ore

    Shakespeare said this centuries ago in Hamlet and it's still true today and always will be true... "there is no good or bad but thinking makes it so?" This could be the greatest time in human history or also the worst, depending on how you want to look at everything. Actually no this is not the worst time in human history! How about the world wars? The civil war? Bubonic plague? The Spanish flu epidemic aka H1N1??? The holocaust??? See my point? So actually can everybody stop whining and arguing, please??? 😂😂😂 Let's all lighten up, seriously! And um... sorry Mr. President Trump, is that the distinct odor of sour grapes I smell? Was the election rigged??? Or did enough people just not like Donnie enough to vote for him this time??? Hmmm... God knows. In time all will be revealed. Either way let's all calm down and keep our heads on straight. All of life keeps going in a circle. Everything comes around again and again. Think about it! 😉 Right?? Right???

  10. dav ep

    dav ep

    Acum 7 ore

    Could he be just listening to his cabinet? The group of experts with which presidents are supposed to surround themselves, and *LISTEN* to them. Or is it that a Border Collie could run the country better than 45? Problem is, tummy rubs would be against the emoluments clause.

  11. Tito Sullivan

    Tito Sullivan

    Acum 8 ore

    These people are delusional asf and deserve whatever happens to them🙄

  12. Daniel Burt

    Daniel Burt

    Acum 9 ore

    The Ken Burns bit had me rolling on the floor

  13. Francis Marcoux

    Francis Marcoux

    Acum 9 ore

    Nice shirt keep it the same and but à hoodybon it too

  14. AwkwrdPrtMskrt

    AwkwrdPrtMskrt

    Acum 9 ore

    Yes, Donut Stump, someone else is running the country. Someone competent. Someone dedicated. Someone who doesn't take or make up baloney. Someone who is not you.

  15. Lynn Many Fires

    Lynn Many Fires

    Acum 10 ore

    Lord, can we please not listen to that a**hole's voice anymore. Hundreds of thousands of people died because of him.

  16. steve schils

    steve schils

    Acum 11 ore

    Jimmy KImmel SUCKS

  17. Breezy Rosas

    Breezy Rosas

    Acum 12 ore

    🤣 wow! This was a funny one!

  18. Phillip Clark

    Phillip Clark

    Acum 15 ore

    The cold growth gratifyingly dislike because fired worrisomely compare from a energetic clam. finicky, dusty algebra

  19. Patriot Maine

    Patriot Maine

    Acum 16 ore

    The pandemic is a scam and Caitlin Jenner is actually still Bruce and is a man, Change my Mind.

  20. Pauline Quick

    Pauline Quick

    Acum 17 ore

    Guess what Trump - I'm drinking a Coke watching NASCAR.

  21. James Mills

    James Mills

    Acum 17 ore

    Kimball still not impressed with you. Once a fan

  22. James Mills

    James Mills

    Acum 17 ore

    Biden is doing so good. Question for you. Where is he doing good???

  23. Mac Klein

    Mac Klein

    Acum 19 ore

    I’m convinced all these comments are bots no one could possibly think Biden’s doing a good job when the Mexican president just blamed him for the border crisis 😂😂😂

  24. Jacqui B

    Jacqui B

    Acum 20 ore

    L

  25. yolanda Qualls

    yolanda Qualls

    Acum 20 ore

    The wandering fireman pharmacokinetically admire because acoustic definitely shock throughout a wise pizza. agonizing, tiresome breath

  26. ogfight

    ogfight

    Acum 20 ore

    Wow! Jimmy scored an interview with Nancy Pelosi.

  27. Richard harper

    Richard harper

    Acum 21 oră

    Shimmy Shimmel!!!!!!!

  28. BigRobbo

    BigRobbo

    Acum 22 ore

    Who tf says it's going well? 🤪

    • Warmly Calculated

      Warmly Calculated

      Acum 22 ore

      The American people.

  29. Steven Loban

    Steven Loban

    Acum o Zi

    Delusional much? Ignorance is bliss. Reading these comments I wonder do y'all really think that our country's problems were created by the past president and that out current one is solving them. Put your personal preference to the side and be realistic. This political game isn't solving the very real problems of this country. It's turned into picking your team with only talk of solving with no real action for solutions. Time for a reset. We need a leader that can be for the people. Not some. Not one police side. One that has all Americans best interest at heart. If you can't see that then we are doomed

  30. G M

    G M

    Acum o Zi

    Denver CO The epicenter of the worlds best cannabis, concentrate's and edibles...

  31. Crymson Nite

    Crymson Nite

    Acum o Zi

    Whoever is running the country is doing a million times better than Trump

  32. Anaru Morgan

    Anaru Morgan

    Acum o Zi

    hey tRUMP......... of coarse others are "HELPING" to make the decisions: It IS something you could never grasp.......... it is called working as a "TEAM"

  33. vsGoliath

    vsGoliath

    Acum o Zi

    Isn't the Mask Shirt just a turtleneck in disguise?

  34. Will Brigance

    Will Brigance

    Acum o Zi

    classic democratic celeb who doesn’t know what he’s talking about

  35. Pariah

    Pariah

    Acum o Zi

    SCAM demic

  36. Roy P

    Roy P

    Acum o Zi

    What about China Kimmel? Any opinions? I am afraid that we will all dance after their toons in 20 years.

  37. Thomas Baker

    Thomas Baker

    Acum o Zi

    I love Ken Burns long hair. I grew my hair out before the pandemic. He looks great. I live his documentaries and the last one I saw was on the National parks

  38. Eyezopen

    Eyezopen

    Acum o Zi

    Kids in cages

  39. Bader Alaraimi

    Bader Alaraimi

    Acum o Zi

    Jimmy Camel

  40. PL Robertson

    PL Robertson

    Acum o Zi

    It just all seems so silly to collude with China to drop a worldwide pandemic, then administer a vaccine that is being proven ineffective, all while printing trillions of dollars for distribution to unworthy people - all to get rid of Trump. Hillary would have just had him killed. It would have been a lot cheaper.

  41. Dave McDaniel

    Dave McDaniel

    Acum o Zi

    If tRuump was president, only who voted for him would get a vaccine. Or anyone who was black, Asian, Mexican . . .

  42. liberty Ann

    liberty Ann

    Acum o Zi

    I like his long hair!

  43. Joe Johnson

    Joe Johnson

    Acum o Zi

    Lol how about "Dirt". On the plate.

  44. Paul

    Paul

    Acum o Zi

    Going well? Gas at the pumps is up almost $1 since Biden killed the pipeline and oil exploration and drilling on federal land! And printing trillions in new money will only lead to inflation! Inflation is a tax! Prices on everything are already going up! THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL! IF THE STOCK MARKET TANKS SO DO OUR 401-Ks!

    • Warmly Calculated

      Warmly Calculated

      Acum o Zi

      Gas is up because people are driving since Biden KO'd the pandemic with a swift upper cut. Highest approval ratings in recent history, it's almost unreal just how well Biden is doing.

  45. Janice Shelton

    Janice Shelton

    Acum o Zi

    Just wonderful,,,,

  46. EndbyMaico

    EndbyMaico

    Acum o Zi

    Glad to see Kimmel finally coming around about the virus being a joke

  47. Jesse Joseph

    Jesse Joseph

    Acum o Zi

    What has Biden done that has been so good? Name 1? Aside from being not Trump.

    • Warmly Calculated

      Warmly Calculated

      Acum o Zi

      @Jesse Joseph Almost all of Biden's executive orders were just undoing Trump's executive orders. I actually think Biden's not doing enough EOs.

    • Jesse Joseph

      Jesse Joseph

      Acum o Zi

      @Cifortio hahaha all he does is sign executive orders. That’s not how you’re supposed to govern, that’s why we have a democracy in the first place. To get things passed the right way...and btw all those things you listed don’t help our economy Or the average citizen at all. I guess thanks for the 1400 that paid my rent one month??

    • Cifortio

      Cifortio

      Acum o Zi

      Stopped Withdrawal from the World Health Organization Installed a Coronavirus Response Coordinator Mandated Mask-Wearing Stopped Construction of the Border Wall Rejoined the Paris Climate Accord Revised Immigration Policies Covid-19 plan Masks and social distancing in the White House The Muslim ban is gone And so many more

    • Cifortio

      Cifortio

      Acum o Zi

      Wait a sec i'll make a list

  48. 佐藤松雪

    佐藤松雪

    Acum o Zi

    [I "think"other people are making most of the decisions, but I "may be" wrong about that. "I don't know."] I know you are a ♊ Trump, but you have no communication skills. You also don't sound confident with the "quoted" words. You think? Maybe? I don't know? You are just trying to instill doubt into people's minds based off of "assumptions". Prove your allegations! FACTS! Man, he is one ♊, who is NOT a "smooth talker". 🤷‍♀️

  49. Philip Alagao

    Philip Alagao

    Acum o Zi

    The meaty semicircle luckily stir because tyvek neatly bounce about a afraid gong. changeable, hapless sing

  50. jamar Willis

    jamar Willis

    Acum o Zi

    Upside-down lol

  51. sandwich Man

    sandwich Man

    Acum o Zi

    LGBT governor, Liberals will love it.

  52. sandwich Man

    sandwich Man

    Acum o Zi

    Covid is on the Lysol can idiot. Jimmy likes little boys I heard

  53. sandwich Man

    sandwich Man

    Acum o Zi

    Then why hasn't Biden spent one day at the Whitehouse in DC? Nobody is getting the jab you idiot!!

  54. Punisher

    Punisher

    Acum o Zi

    Stop watching this EVIL puppet! He is a Satanist! Wake up you sheep!

  55. fabian lang

    fabian lang

    Acum o Zi

    He didn't kno anything. Just a wet dream. Dumbo trump!👎

  56. Brynn

    Brynn

    Acum o Zi

    I do not want the vaccine...

  57. why are we always yelling

    why are we always yelling

    Acum o Zi

    I'm tired of Bruce Jenner

  58. Rose Ford

    Rose Ford

    Acum o Zi

    Yup, but gloves kept us from getting the flu.

  59. Debra Yousko

    Debra Yousko

    Acum o Zi

    Take this dirt bag off the air

    • Cifortio

      Cifortio

      Acum o Zi

      Or you can stop watching

  60. Deborah Szczesniak

    Deborah Szczesniak

    Acum 2 Zile

    Trumps just jealous of President Biden because he's accomplishing what he said he would and has been working at it since day one. And trump can't say the same about himself,unless it's more important to america to have a president that spends more time at the golf course then at the white house working,

    • Warmly Calculated

      Warmly Calculated

      Acum 7 minute

      @Jennifer Smith Are you joking? Biden's been president for less than 3 months and has already yanked back nearly all of Trump's moronic executive orders, passed an amazing stimulus bill that put money into the hands of working people, nearly distributed the vaccine to anyone who wants it and is currently setting the stage for a massive infrastructure package that's focused on everything from roads to water lines to healthcare. Biden's already done more than in Trump's entire 4 year term and Biden's approval rating is something Americans haven't seen since Ronald Reagan.

    • Jennifer Smith

      Jennifer Smith

      Acum 9 ore

      @Warmly Calculated what has Biden done?? Just look at the border....now they're talking about building more wall. any HONEST observation will tell you Trump did a great job.

    • Warmly Calculated

      Warmly Calculated

      Acum o Zi

      @Jennifer Smith Biden's doing an okay job undoing all of the awful garbage Trump did to almost destroy this country. I'm not really a fan of neolibs but he's surprisingly decent thus far, and not just because he's on the heels of the single worst president in American history.

    • Jennifer Smith

      Jennifer Smith

      Acum o Zi

      what has Biden accomplished? ever? seriously. i'd really like to know. Biden's doing a great job at the border, right? he's a buffoon, face it.

  61. L Barbato

    L Barbato

    Acum 2 Zile

    Even a child can do better than the imbecile of mass destruction lol,

  62. Riad Anabtawi

    Riad Anabtawi

    Acum 2 Zile

    Trump was talking about himself.

  63. zopi zopi

    zopi zopi

    Acum 2 Zile

    The laughter and clapping of the audience get on nerves.

    • Betterifitsfree

      Betterifitsfree

      Acum 6 ore

      He's not funny. He needs laugh tracks like silly 90's TV Shows do.

  64. Ruby Tuesday

    Ruby Tuesday

    Acum 2 Zile

    Yeah, it's not you Donald Dump! A mask shirt or TURTLE NECK!

  65. cvbncvbn vbncvbn

    cvbncvbn vbncvbn

    Acum 2 Zile

    No one sux more b@lls than kimel

  66. Paslayas

    Paslayas

    Acum 2 Zile

    Ken Burns is a cool dude.

  67. Wizard Tim

    Wizard Tim

    Acum 2 Zile

    Trump: Somebody must be making decisions in there. Me: Yeah, Joe Biden. That's his job, it use to be your job so you must know how that wor-... oh, right.

  68. Rikavari

    Rikavari

    Acum 2 Zile

    Got my second vax jab today!!!!

  69. 7 Trumpets

    7 Trumpets

    Acum 2 Zile

    Kimmel is a puppet for the Rothschild and other Satan worshipping elites. Research the RED SHOE CLUB for starters.

  70. Cort Schumacher

    Cort Schumacher

    Acum 2 Zile

    I can't believe California citizens would be so stupid as to vote for another spoiled karpacian fool like Caitlin Jenner

  71. CuriousEarthMan

    CuriousEarthMan

    Acum 2 Zile

    is that a 7, episode presentation, or the director's cut at 36, two-hour episodes? I'm sure it is riveting!! With intro by Ric Burns? I'd join prime to get that sooner :) Worth the price of admission alone: the dog @ 12:17. In honor of the Burns family, I'm naming my next son Phineas Cuthbert!

  72. Cat NotmyLastname

    Cat NotmyLastname

    Acum 2 Zile

    Omg that is the funniest thing since the Matt Damon feud.

  73. One Wish Carnival

    One Wish Carnival

    Acum 2 Zile

    Government removed Letterman and Leno and replaced with the Three late night puppets. Wakeup America

  74. zencat999

    zencat999

    Acum 2 Zile

    KB is aging like Paul McCartney, still looks young, just a little more wrinkly. ;)

  75. zencat999

    zencat999

    Acum 2 Zile

    nothing wrong with a proper democratic socialist state.

  76. kilroy987

    kilroy987

    Acum 2 Zile

    One thing I am thankful for from the Trump administration - I stopped believing in the deep state, because Trump's presidency was the perfect opportunity for so much to change, yet most of his presidency was a massive failure of undelivered claims. If there was a deep state, it was completely nonfunctional. Deep states are not nonfunctional.

  77. Adele B

    Adele B

    Acum 2 Zile

    Trump is projecting: "world leaders don't respect..." What a loser!!!

  78. fairy bliss

    fairy bliss

    Acum 2 Zile

    Bernie Sanders on steroids, is basically Canada

  79. MelissaKapral Kapral

    MelissaKapral Kapral

    Acum 2 Zile

    The eatable sheet aditionally strengthen because magazine interstingly enjoy against a testy step. abject, needless attack

  80. Viking Excavating

    Viking Excavating

    Acum 2 Zile

    "Truinternevationaldapressure" Joe Biden

  81. russ me

    russ me

    Acum 2 Zile

    where's the border jokes.........not so funny I guess.......

  82. canadian bacon

    canadian bacon

    Acum 2 Zile

    Shut up Jimmy you've sold your soul

  83. Mike K

    Mike K

    Acum 2 Zile

    So well for Biden? Gas is already up a dollar and 30,000 kids are in prison as the border. Quit reading and watching US media and get your news other countries.

  84. Jao Bidan

    Jao Bidan

    Acum 2 Zile

    "Things are going so well for Biden!" - Kimmel *Biden falls to 10% approval rating* "Truth has no power here!" - Kimmel

    • Jao Bidan

      Jao Bidan

      Acum 8 ore

      @Warmly Calculated And...MSNBC told you that. You're not very smart, that's why you believe what you're told w/o question.

    • Warmly Calculated

      Warmly Calculated

      Acum o Zi

      Biden's approval rating is one of the highest in American history lol.

  85. richard glaser

    richard glaser

    Acum 2 Zile

    So good Jimmy, puts a smile on my face!

  86. lesley wall

    lesley wall

    Acum 2 Zile

    The man who golfed more than any other President and had more 'executive time' (watching TV) than any other President, screams that someone else is running the country under this new President? WOW. I am speechless, wish Trump was too.

  87. mr lewizz

    mr lewizz

    Acum 2 Zile

    things are going well for biden?! name 1 thing

    • mr lewizz

      mr lewizz

      Acum o Zi

      @Cifortio he has literally made it worse. blocking off an oil line so the oil has to be transported by truck.

    • Cifortio

      Cifortio

      Acum o Zi

      Climate change and so many more. I literally have a list of good things

  88. Kathleen Lewanczuk

    Kathleen Lewanczuk

    Acum 2 Zile

    Please stop giving that vile man/family publicity!!! Seeing him or hearing his voice makes me want to vomit!!!😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖

  89. Ron Ginman

    Ron Ginman

    Acum 2 Zile

    Trump is jealous

  90. bernard heisdorffer

    bernard heisdorffer

    Acum 2 Zile

    I don't mind you wanting to show controversy, but, Jimmy, belittling people really dries up fast. Matt Damon should guest host for the next year.

  91. blue bunny

    blue bunny

    Acum 2 Zile

    Your state has been plundered by rich people getting richer pretending to care about poor people. your show with fake background laughs will go down with it

  92. Copper Rabbit

    Copper Rabbit

    Acum 2 Zile

    So whens Kamala going down to the border to watch how great everything's going? Or how the inner cities are doing so well. We have so many great things going on under Biden. I cant wait for more.

  93. Daniel Catallo

    Daniel Catallo

    Acum 2 Zile

    Ernest Hemingway is a great writer but the most important writer is John Steinbeck.

  94. angela piccolella

    angela piccolella

    Acum 2 Zile

    Why isnt Bernie wearing his famous mittens when he lifts?

  95. BlackMambaFox

    BlackMambaFox

    Acum 2 Zile

    Trump sounds salty as hell. It's pitiful. The lunacy continues.

  96. John O

    John O

    Acum 2 Zile

    Never, ever voting for ANY rotten republican as long as i live

    • nopaullyana

      nopaullyana

      Acum 5 ore

      I am with you, John. No more shifty, whiney Republicans like Trumpy.

  97. sandra johnson

    sandra johnson

    Acum 2 Zile

    The Burns bowl cut.

  98. belle nice

    belle nice

    Acum 2 Zile

    Trump the sore loser is suffering from jealousy and envy

  99. Andy Shick

    Andy Shick

    Acum 2 Zile

    and I've ALWAYS known that surface infection was pretty much nil

  100. Andy Shick

    Andy Shick

    Acum 2 Zile

    1:03 and then you finally get it, and you're like... meh?

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