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Totally Innocent Matt Gaetz Sought Preemptive Pardon from Trump

Five states in the U.S. account for nearly half of the new COVID-19 infections, health officials have seen a rise in what they call “vaccine hesitancy” due to people feeling sick after their second shot, Will.i.am from the Black Eyed Peas is teaming up with Honeywell to offer what they call “The Super Mask” for a lot of money, Peter Frampton liked our “Mask Shirt” idea, Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz reportedly asked Trump for a pardon about four months ago which was denied by the White House, Don Jr. was on the Victory Channel last night to celebrate the three month anniversary of his father causing a riot, Rudy’s son Andrew Giuliani says he is considering a run for Governor of New York, a film is in the works about the Easter treat Peeps, and since WrestleMania is coming up this weekend, we invited The Miz to go undercover and give some of our staffers performance reviews.
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  1. Erica Rose

    Erica Rose

    Acum o Zi

    If everyone starts wearing those super masks it’ll be like we are living in a modern day Black Death pandemic

  2. sherman lo

    sherman lo

    Acum o Zi

    Auntyfa

  3. Mr Papagiorgio

    Mr Papagiorgio

    Acum o Zi

    Honestly, I don't mind Kimmel as a late night host I'm not usually a fan of these shows but Jimmy is actually pretty funny

  4. Mr Papagiorgio

    Mr Papagiorgio

    Acum o Zi

    That 2000 and late comment lmaooo

  5. William Page

    William Page

    Acum o Zi

    I can't believe we live in a country that's so sad that this idiot passes for comedy

  6. SeanT Lewis

    SeanT Lewis

    Acum o Zi

    That MIZ bit was a lot more fun than expected. I would have hated to be one of the staffers pranked like that though.

  7. Dominic Flores

    Dominic Flores

    Acum 2 Zile

    Guillermo Vs. Andy

  8. L H

    L H

    Acum 2 Zile

    Auss hole

  9. Tracey ivy

    Tracey ivy

    Acum 3 Zile

    .. I didn't plan n getting vaccinated..bkus covid only killing old people ..Now them old rascals went got vaccinated now its killing young people which leaves me no choice

  10. Michael Reich

    Michael Reich

    Acum 3 Zile

    I thought he was the son of Count Chocula. Wasn't he bleeding Hershey's syrup?

  11. Matt Behling

    Matt Behling

    Acum 3 Zile

    Miz segment is hilarious

  12. Frédéric-Alexandre Decelles

    Frédéric-Alexandre Decelles

    Acum 3 Zile

    seems like Gaetz never sought out a. pardon. Please strike your comedic sense to the Biden administration. Chinese spies working for democrats are easy jokes to make. The story is strange to be sure, but nothing as been charged so far. innocent until proven guilty. Seems like a political hit job. I've seen plenty of those type of slanders in my life.

  13. Vlasko60

    Vlasko60

    Acum 3 Zile

    WWE and TV preachers are much the same.

  14. Mighty Mouse20

    Mighty Mouse20

    Acum 3 Zile

    GEEZ Kimmel can't you even tell the TRUTH ONCE???? That NEVER HAPPENED.

  15. Dolby Fox

    Dolby Fox

    Acum 3 Zile

    1:38 Nice song reference!

  16. Edgar Cruz

    Edgar Cruz

    Acum 3 Zile

    😂 The Miz performance reviews are hella funny 😆

  17. Riza Demce

    Riza Demce

    Acum 4 Zile

    What a AAAHHHHSOLE!!!!HHHAAHHHAAAHHHAAAAA!

  18. FLASHP01NT 69

    FLASHP01NT 69

    Acum 4 Zile

    How come the videos with 1 million views usually have trump in the title

  19. Different Spin

    Different Spin

    Acum 4 Zile

    Wish my appraisal was like this

  20. Navarro Adams

    Navarro Adams

    Acum 4 Zile

    Yo the Miz? Somethin wrong with him and Jimmy's Ahhhhhhjsole and Ritz Cracker jokes made me lmao

  21. Heather Holzhaus

    Heather Holzhaus

    Acum 4 Zile

    This was the funniest thing I've seen in a while!

  22. Juan Garcia

    Juan Garcia

    Acum 4 Zile

    Jimmy be careful.... Guillermo might take your job.... funniest dude ever.. I mean he is mexican....😆

  23. Allan Adamson

    Allan Adamson

    Acum 4 Zile

    yeah these masks are coming like the razer masks

  24. Allan Adamson

    Allan Adamson

    Acum 4 Zile

    or I could be watching Win Ben Stein's Money

  25. Jordan Stuteville

    Jordan Stuteville

    Acum 4 Zile

    Have you ever used Marijuana?

  26. AtariXcore

    AtariXcore

    Acum 4 Zile

    Apparently illiteracy runs in the family. Former President has made a few passes at his daughter if she wasn't his daughter.

  27. R S

    R S

    Acum 4 Zile

    That stage manager had a heart attack I bet hahah

  28. Michael Peters

    Michael Peters

    Acum 4 Zile

    A tee shirt with a foreskin?

  29. fannity x

    fannity x

    Acum 4 Zile

    Wtf

  30. Mingus Bingus

    Mingus Bingus

    Acum 4 Zile

    Used to like this show before it got so involved in politics. Hope ratings plummet. :)

  31. Michael Ortt

    Michael Ortt

    Acum 4 Zile

    Trying to get Trump's approval is not a good thing. The only people that still support him are uneducated wackjob conspiracy theorists. He is no longer the president and fell 300 spots on the Forbes list, even after all the illegal money he got from his presidency ( presidents are not supposed to profit from their presidency) He made 1.9 billion dollars profit off his presidency. He has lost most of the money his father left him and his worth, minus his debt,( he owes over 1 billion dollars to debters according to Forbes 2020) is probably in the negative. He still lives like a millionaire because he has defaulted on numerous loans from numerous banks. His father bought him his college degree with donations and he paid a proxy to take his SATs. Also, he doesn't have an MBA, as he claims and barely graduated. Doesn't anyone wonder why he won't release his college transcripts or his financial reports and taxes? Numerous interviews with his professors validate the fact that he was a bad student and that they were prompted to graduate him because of Fred Trump's donations to the school.

  32. Ruby Korman

    Ruby Korman

    Acum 4 Zile

    I totally made that joke about the emoji movie and the peeps movie on my discord server when they announced the movie.

  33. Luis Tolentino

    Luis Tolentino

    Acum 4 Zile

    Almost went bling when the juliani guy appeared. Place a warning please... 😫

  34. The Night Messenger

    The Night Messenger

    Acum 4 Zile

    Ahhhhhh I love you, Kimmel!

  35. tdphomedesign55 @gmail.com Song

    tdphomedesign55 @gmail.com Song

    Acum 4 Zile

    World mom's said 3 things: 1. Watch your mouth 2. Watch your hands 3. Watch your hotdog, or you're screwed!!

  36. Kristine

    Kristine

    Acum 5 Zile

    Just a warning, from the Xupermask website: XUPERMASK is NOT a medical device XUPERMASK is NOT a respirator XUPERMASK is NOT N95 XUPERMASK is NOT a surgical mask and can’t be used in clinical setting XUPERMASK is NOT a personal protective equipment (PPE) and shouldn’t be used to meet a professional healthcare facility obligations XUPERMASK is NOT FDA-approved and DOES NOT replace other CDC recommended preventive measures including hand washing, social distancing, or refraining from touching your face XUPERMASK is NOT a Toy and not intended for children under the age of 16

  37. Adam Mcdaniel

    Adam Mcdaniel

    Acum 5 Zile

    I live in Michigan and we have plenty of florida types that go back and forth. Also, Michigan could probably use a science curriculum overhaul. 🤷‍♂️

  38. Guido Mayorga

    Guido Mayorga

    Acum 5 Zile

    why Donald Jr does not look like Donald Sr ??, the stupidity is similar !!

  39. bkboy2384 1

    bkboy2384 1

    Acum 5 Zile

    This guys still talking trump...wow

  40. Ethan Bondick

    Ethan Bondick

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  41. Juan Maldonado

    Juan Maldonado

    Acum 5 Zile

    t jr. BETTER THINK ABOUT FIGHTING IN PRISON WHEN HE GETS THERE FOR HIS SPEECH BEFORE THE INSURRECTION

  42. J S Ellis

    J S Ellis

    Acum 5 Zile

    Whatever happened to all those Q-anonsense predictions about T____ returning to office?! Oh, that's right... it was all bullshit, like them!

  43. Tom Meyer

    Tom Meyer

    Acum 5 Zile

    Deep down we all want a performance review like that

  44. Peter Jongsma

    Peter Jongsma

    Acum 5 Zile

    All the American Block Busters are being filmed in Australia. Almost Covid free. Your celebrities are putting up our house prices. Along with the Chinese. Australia has the same climate as California. So they feel at home.

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    Kamila Khatun

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  46. Jonathan Still

    Jonathan Still

    Acum 5 Zile

    Poor Mattie, he thought " Get Out of Jail Free " cards were actually free of charge..... only in the Game of Monopoly, Bub. Good Luck making a Woman out of a Teen-ager. Try Harder.....to be logical and discreet, next time, without the delusion. " LUCK ! "

  47. Nancy Ingram

    Nancy Ingram

    Acum 5 Zile

    I got my second Pfizer vaccine yesterday..... after 36 hours, NO SIDE EFFECTS! And I have several pre-existing health issues.

  48. world citizen G

    world citizen G

    Acum 5 Zile

    The mask reminds me of Hannibal LECTER 😬

  49. L Radiant

    L Radiant

    Acum 5 Zile

    I am Legend

  50. Mortfores Rejerja

    Mortfores Rejerja

    Acum 5 Zile

    Evidence that he sought a pardon other than sourcing newspaper stories with no evidence?

  51. Brad V. MI

    Brad V. MI

    Acum 5 Zile

    Hey Jimmy buy me a boat I'll wait it out here in Michigan!

  52. Alison Scofield

    Alison Scofield

    Acum 5 Zile

    Considering how you kissed Hunter's butt by totally ignoring the distinct possibility of seditious acts involving his father, his own illicit drug use, his questionable payments from Burisma, his dad's threat to withhold aid to the Ukraine until a certain prosecutor investigating this was fired, before you gleefully jump on the "Gaetz is guilty" bandwagon. Of course you wouldn't consider waiting until Gaetz was completely investigated. You refuse to give Gaetz a smidgen of room to either prove his innocence or accept the result of this investigation. Typical Democratic hypocrisy. Play kissy kissy with Hunter and declare everything Matt says is a lie.

    • huascar66

      huascar66

      Acum 5 Zile

      Huh? What? Honey, regurgitating FOX News and other right-wing misinformation really won't gain you any new friends, you know. Hunter has owned up to his mistakes and all investigations into Hunter's time with Burisma have produce no evidence of criminality or wrong-doing. No one is saying "Gaetz is guilty". However, Gaetz' behavior surely indicates that Gaetz is panicking and is acting like a man with something to hide. The hypocrisy is from your side. And the treason. And the sedition. So, like, sit down and shut up.

  53. marygoround1292

    marygoround1292

    Acum 5 Zile

    Michigan is where all the proud boys and oath keepers live.

  54. Brandon Wong

    Brandon Wong

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  55. OIC Vancouver

    OIC Vancouver

    Acum 5 Zile

    These manipulations and exploitations of the workers on your team is as unpleasant as when your show does this with children. Not funny nor humorous.

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    Cl Arice Tayag

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  58. velocity1012

    velocity1012

    Acum 5 Zile

    TMNT are already New Yorkers so what did that mean, "if Shredder moved to Brooklyn?" Sounds like a joke written by a white man.

  59. TexMass1

    TexMass1

    Acum 5 Zile

    Run with the fake stories Jim, that's your MO, go give Cuomo a kiss already.

  60. Smith James

    Smith James

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  61. Barbara Olson

    Barbara Olson

    Acum 5 Zile

    Jimmy you and your team are the best, thank you! Please do not worry about masks, the reduction in common cold cases should make all employers request people wear them.

  62. Zmaj

    Zmaj

    Acum 5 Zile

    Peep the Fockers

  63. Anna Lee

    Anna Lee

    Acum 6 Zile

    Please! Please! Get Matt Gaetz to wear the mask shirt and cover at least half his face!!!

  64. Hworld

    Hworld

    Acum 6 Zile

    the miz is amazing lol

  65. Kevin Stern

    Kevin Stern

    Acum 6 Zile

    I can feel the conservatives foaming at the mouth over this.

  66. Patrick Schaefer

    Patrick Schaefer

    Acum 6 Zile

    Remember Chris Farley doing a skit of Rudy's son? It was hilarious 🤣

  67. Mike Hunt-Ertz

    Mike Hunt-Ertz

    Acum 6 Zile

    Do your Carl Malone impression jimmy... how’s your kids doing? Any more medical problems.. should have aborted them, it’s the democrat way

  68. MAGAT slayer

    MAGAT slayer

    Acum 6 Zile

    PEEPLESS IN SEATTLE ahh, if only mom was still alive, the original film was one of her favorites... and I'm sure she would have laughed riotously at this joke. ...then again... maybe it's better this way... I wouldn't want to tell people "Jimmy Kimmel killed my mom" ...heh...

  69. HILO

    HILO

    Acum 6 Zile

    The 2nd shot of moderna created a few side effects but well worth it.

  70. marvin alvarez

    marvin alvarez

    Acum 6 Zile

    Youdi the left

  71. Josh Margiela

    Josh Margiela

    Acum 6 Zile

    Nahhh Seattle peep was on demon time

  72. 平野愛実

    平野愛実

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  73. IcemanJuice

    IcemanJuice

    Acum 6 Zile

    Michigan is a huge state, 176 per sq mile in what is a massive state, most cities are much higher density than that. Also lots of travel from Florida

  74. Shadriel V

    Shadriel V

    Acum 6 Zile

    Jr. was hungry for Pho and got confused. Auntie Pho!!

  75. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    Acum 6 Zile

    Something PeepThis Way Comes .

  76. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

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    Peep and Peeper

  77. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    Acum 6 Zile

    Peepalypse Now .

  78. todd prifogle

    todd prifogle

    Acum 6 Zile

    PEEP TO BE WILD

  79. william louie

    william louie

    Acum 6 Zile

    After all that cheering HR guy fires them.

  80. Anthony Gordon

    Anthony Gordon

    Acum 6 Zile

    I should of got in to show business. Apparently drugs are accepted. That chick knew who the miz was. She seems like the type of chick that watched Real World

  81. Steven Hartney

    Steven Hartney

    Acum 6 Zile

    Matt's going to skate for sure.. Joel will be given (or already has been given) two choices, *a)* Do your time and shut up.. with the promise of big $ at the other end of your sentence, which will be reneged if he doesn't take the $ up front, else *b)* Off your damn self, cause if you flip.. we'll get you and everyone you know. ..think Jeffery.

  82. abby3795

    abby3795

    Acum 6 Zile

    Omg freaking hilarious

  83. Frank A. Roose

    Frank A. Roose

    Acum 6 Zile

    Kayfabe is fun when it doesnt involve an orange tiny handed toddler kayfabe-ing as leader of the free world. 😶

  84. joyce roberts

    joyce roberts

    Acum 6 Zile

    Why does Andrew Giuliani look like Eric Trump or Gary Busey

  85. Carly Hamilton

    Carly Hamilton

    Acum 6 Zile

    Hahahahaha❤❤❤❤❤😘

  86. Omer S

    Omer S

    Acum 6 Zile

    6:06: are you sure that's Andrew Giuliani and not Eric Trump?

  87. Cyndi Anderson

    Cyndi Anderson

    Acum 6 Zile

    Donnie Junior has one of the most annoying voices I have ever heard! And why the clapping LOL it doesn’t make his point any better or right ha ha

  88. staysic

    staysic

    Acum 6 Zile

    Tables, chairs and performance reviews

  89. Rita Wells

    Rita Wells

    Acum 6 Zile

    AWHOLE. LMAO

  90. Arthur Brun

    Arthur Brun

    Acum 6 Zile

    7

  91. Stewart Theriault

    Stewart Theriault

    Acum 6 Zile

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  92. Kelly Kerr

    Kelly Kerr

    Acum 6 Zile

    I got very sick after the first shot. A nurses aide told me if the first dose was hard the second dose wouldn’t be as bad. I said really? No, I just made that up and trying to be positive. If it was the shot that did get me sick, it would be silly to tolerate that and waste it by not getting the second short. I felt absolutely horrible. Grow up people, you can handle it. Just put on your big boy or girl pants and do it.

  93. Kelly Kerr

    Kelly Kerr

    Acum 6 Zile

    Hey Florida is also about senior citizens having sex and spreading diseases because they don’t use protection. Jeez get it right, I have to live here lol

  94. Thaddeus Clifton

    Thaddeus Clifton

    Acum 6 Zile

    Give Miz a damn emmy for this. Please!!!!

  95. nick mine

    nick mine

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  96. 4lottisintellect

    4lottisintellect

    Acum 6 Zile

    Love Jimmy and his monologue, but those skits are awful. stupid, and unwatchable.

  97. MCL R.C FABRICATION AND PERFORMANCE

    MCL R.C FABRICATION AND PERFORMANCE

    Acum 6 Zile

    I have to stop watching this now so I can Breathe oh God!!

  98. NOTSONUTSO Mills

    NOTSONUTSO Mills

    Acum 6 Zile

    Omg, Peepless in Seattle cracked me up!

  99. magicbar13

    magicbar13

    Acum 6 Zile

    Easy to see Gaetz has a high forehead. Now we see he also has short eyes.

  100. Andrew Passow

    Andrew Passow

    Acum 6 Zile

    thanks Jimmy, love your stuff (comedic material, for all the people who read "into" things)

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