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Trump Desperately Tries to Keep Job He Doesn't Even Do

Day 20 of #Squattergate is upon us, Trump tweeted and golfed his way through the virtual G-20 summit, a new Trump character was introduced and then promptly killed off, Jimmy has another new plan to trick Trump out of the White House, Donald Trump Jr. (DJTJ) tested positive for "The Rona," Eric Trump’s wife Lara is looking to potentially run for the Senate in North Carolina, despite CDC warnings airports were packed in anticipation of Thanksgiving, we discover Guillermo's Star Wars obsession after he decorated his front yard for Christmas, and a new high-tech option to celebrate the holidays from home.
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  1. Linda Hollinger

    Linda Hollinger

    Acum 7 Zile

    So your going to B.A. Baracus the President. Awesome. I love it. lol

  2. Katie H

    Katie H

    Acum 11 Zile

    "So the CDC tells us to not travel, so we are travelling...."

  3. Katie H

    Katie H

    Acum 11 Zile

    "The same people they had to tell not to eat Tide Pods!"

  4. Antionette Heimann

    Antionette Heimann

    Acum 12 Zile

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  5. Nick Priebe

    Nick Priebe

    Acum 14 Zile

    epic

  6. Paul Mann

    Paul Mann

    Acum 16 Zile

    Tedious, not even funny, pay that audience to cackle and crow

  7. cheryl laney

    cheryl laney

    Acum 17 Zile

    Everyone else is in need of seeing him in jail.

  8. cool kid

    cool kid

    Acum 18 Zile

    THAT IS DONNY S WHOLE LIFE!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!

  9. Tom Sdralis

    Tom Sdralis

    Acum 18 Zile

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  10. Arthur Varady

    Arthur Varady

    Acum 19 Zile

    Will it qualify for a presidential library after it leaves the White House? If so, I have 2 questions: 1-will the library have actual books? 2-will there be an adults only section in the rear? 🇺🇸

  11. Kourosh Rm7

    Kourosh Rm7

    Acum 21 o Zi

    The only ones who have less brain cells than Jimmy Kimmel are his fans

  12. Coulter Noronha

    Coulter Noronha

    Acum 23 Zile

    Wait do they have an actual audience during Covid?

  13. longshorts3

    longshorts3

    Acum 23 Zile

    Jimmy Kimmel "Live"? I thought he was an animated corpse spewing out things nobody wanted to hear. Of course, most people are dead asleep and rarely warch him on the liberal far left "boob tube" hour. I could do some more character assassination, but why when he does so well for himself! Makes me wonder if his Mother ever had any kids that lived, eh? Don't you wish you were Trump? All sorts of free exposure by the leading liberal televised nightly - such popularity! Gawd, could I stand the strain!

  14. dancingnature

    dancingnature

    Acum 24 Zile

    Ain’t doing Jack Nicklaus! Lol

  15. Sandip Mandal

    Sandip Mandal

    Acum 26 Zile

    Its all fun and games until Jimmy Kimmel has a heart attack

  16. Shane Smih

    Shane Smih

    Acum 27 Zile

    Maga 2020 isn't going away. Just about to begin we don't recognize china joe and kneepads there cabal starting. Special council oppointed investigate Biden crime family and people committed treason rigging election. The big bad 🍊 man

  17. Michael Birkett

    Michael Birkett

    Acum 27 Zile

    All I want for Christmas is a White House without a Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️☃️🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

  18. Burton Van

    Burton Van

    Acum 29 Zile

    Your show sucks

  19. Mick Karabegovic

    Mick Karabegovic

    Acum lună

    As old Romans would call him: Gaius Julius Rudus ;)

  20. Daniel Larson

    Daniel Larson

    Acum lună

    2029

  21. Not Sure

    Not Sure

    Acum lună

    What is going on with these replies different people the same exact comment word for word, lie, cheat and steal, .Six corporations and their subsidiaries own over ninety percent of the media and you can tell .Honesty was the best policy now look what you have created.

  22. frederick bierweiler

    frederick bierweiler

    Acum lună

    good one steal team 5 lol

  23. Not Sure

    Not Sure

    Acum lună

    You Tube don't play us for fools.

  24. Not Sure

    Not Sure

    Acum lună

    Too many duplicate comments people look for yourself.

    • Not Sure

      Not Sure

      Acum lună

      Five different people with the same exact comment word for word, I see now.

  25. Not Sure

    Not Sure

    Acum lună

    Something funny going on here in these comments too many duplicate comments.

  26. Not Sure

    Not Sure

    Acum lună

    Hop Sing Hunter

  27. Not Sure

    Not Sure

    Acum lună

    AlexHand AndresD the same people?, the exact same comment.

  28. thomas winters

    thomas winters

    Acum lună

    I DON'T KNOW WHATS WORSE DONALD OR THE REPUBLICANS IN SO MUCH LOVE WITH DONALD💝

  29. thomas winters

    thomas winters

    Acum lună

    "I NEVER SAW A GUY TRYING TO KEEP A JOB THAT HE STILL DOESN'T DO!!!!!😆👍👍 HOW TRUE HOW TRUE

  30. millanjfr1

    millanjfr1

    Acum lună

    He is only trying to keep the job because it keeps him from getting indicted.

  31. Daniel Acosta

    Daniel Acosta

    Acum lună

    NOTHING but a CROOK from tha eastcoast C'mon America Be REAL(.WW.) $ ohh $ he's Tiny 💯

  32. SmarZ

    SmarZ

    Acum lună

    I love the title of this

  33. Vivian Perino

    Vivian Perino

    Acum lună

    Don’t ship the Blob to Canada 🇨🇦 or I’ll have to move to Brostralia....

  34. Jamie Lang

    Jamie Lang

    Acum lună

    The next hubcap uncommonly pop because hyacinth fundamentally decorate following a wandering muscle. utter, plastic decade

  35. killjoy cola

    killjoy cola

    Acum lună

    he wants to keep the job because of the money he makes from it.. he made over 4 billion in the last 4 years.. that's more then he's ever made in the last 10 years

  36. Ang Goose

    Ang Goose

    Acum lună

    Jimmy, you should make a show with Trevor Noah. I’m sure if you guys put your brains together, you should make a as funny show or probably not.

  37. Lisa Klose

    Lisa Klose

    Acum lună

    Disrespect is all you actors are good at, your pathetic! STAY AWAY FROM OUR CHILDREN JIMMY!

  38. Camille P

    Camille P

    Acum lună

    He’s busy alright - smoke n mirrors - appears to be ‘playing golf’ - lining his nest behind the scenes for his own benefit wen he finally gets booted fr site - most disgraceful Pres ever.... wat will be his legacy?? Yet to be discovered - all his behind the scenes treason for his own gain 😡

  39. Pearl's Koffee

    Pearl's Koffee

    Acum lună

    Jimmy Jimmy this is the behaviour of a man who celebrates dead

  40. Hans Christopherson

    Hans Christopherson

    Acum lună

    Trump loves to say “do nothing Democrats”, whose doing nothing now

  41. Buzz Miller

    Buzz Miller

    Acum lună

    Trump haters are pathetic

    • Ogcocephalus Corniger

      Ogcocephalus Corniger

      Acum lună

      Would you care to explain why?

  42. Robert Perez

    Robert Perez

    Acum lună

    What did you expect...? MORE STUPID LIES IS WHAT CAME OUT OF HIS FOUL MOUTH! And to think that 25 Republican Senators are afraid of him! Those Senators should be MORE afraid of the voters at the polls!!

  43. Carol Cornell

    Carol Cornell

    Acum lună

    Wow Trump is Soo desperate ....we don't want you as the president....I never did ....say goodbye Donny

  44. Slip E

    Slip E

    Acum lună

    Guillermo

  45. Tracy

    Tracy

    Acum lună

    Lol! Uncle rental! 🤣🤣

  46. Oscar Colindres

    Oscar Colindres

    Acum lună

    He doesn't care about America he never does his job.

    • Ogcocephalus Corniger

      Ogcocephalus Corniger

      Acum lună

      All he cares about is himself

  47. Matteo Prezioso

    Matteo Prezioso

    Acum lună

    So that's how it went: - Obama - nothing - Biden. I'm right, you know it (especially Reps). You're welcome, ciao.

  48. Jayson Childs

    Jayson Childs

    Acum lună

    9:17 That guy is an Imperial walker xD

  49. Officer Dva

    Officer Dva

    Acum lună

    Caravan of carts a Cartavan?

  50. ElAye Antique Vintage Jewelry & Collectibles

    ElAye Antique Vintage Jewelry & Collectibles

    Acum lună

    Siegfand and trump! Hahaha!

  51. Donna Garriott

    Donna Garriott

    Acum lună

    Love Jimmy 🎉💖 Did you know Trump on Depends omg just think him and McDonald's and depends wow diaper Trump

  52. Herbsewell

    Herbsewell

    Acum lună

    *Dump trucks has left chat*

  53. Larry S

    Larry S

    Acum lună

    That golf swing looked more like weed whacking!

  54. Dee Bee

    Dee Bee

    Acum lună

    Simpleton

  55. Dee Bee

    Dee Bee

    Acum lună

    Simple Jimmy who has nothing in common with the every day people

  56. Dee Bee

    Dee Bee

    Acum lună

    Dummy lol

  57. Oliver Stapleton

    Oliver Stapleton

    Acum lună

    BREAKING NEWS: Remake of “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”. No need for auditions, leading actors - Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, Kenneth Copeland and Paula White. Coming to Mental Institutions and Prisons near you very soon.

  58. MrGambit106

    MrGambit106

    Acum lună

    😂🤣🤣🤣

  59. Alex SM

    Alex SM

    Acum lună

    Wtf is up with all the replicated comments? Is this comment section full of bots or what?

  60. Bill Fitzpatrick

    Bill Fitzpatrick

    Acum lună

    It's not the job he wants to keep, it's his get out of jail free card! He ran for this job to help his brand, never thinking Americans would be stupid enough to vote for him! Like Dickens said, never underestimate stupidity! Beware this child "want" But fear the child "ignorance"!

  61. The Heard

    The Heard

    Acum lună

    I wonder how people would feel about a blow up nativity scene, Star Wars style, with Baby Yoda substited as Baby Jesus 🤔🤷

  62. David Quillin

    David Quillin

    Acum lună

    "As graceful as a dump truck." I love this. So simple yet so effective.

  63. Agor Adnal

    Agor Adnal

    Acum lună

    Wants to keep his job because of the perks

  64. Lisa Turner

    Lisa Turner

    Acum lună

    Your disrespectful!

  65. Bennett Craine

    Bennett Craine

    Acum lună

    Trump spoke nearly everyday for 3 years But he doesn't do anything.

  66. Jill troman

    Jill troman

    Acum lună

    I wonder what no talent Jimmy will do for material after Trump leaves office?

    • Kelly Beresfordcole

      Kelly Beresfordcole

      Acum lună

      Yeah im gonna miss all the trolls but cant wsit until.he leave

  67. Grapes Jr

    Grapes Jr

    Acum lună

    You all will regret clowning Trump, TRUMP IS TRUMP HE SAYS AND DOES THINGS WE ALL HATE BUT HE DOESNT WISH BAD FOR THE COUNTRY. He is a billionaire trying to make y’all country better. Joe Biden is broke, I have heard that y’all got your tax raised and I am pretty sure that there are more bad things to come. Pray to God for the best!

  68. Marcus Danchision

    Marcus Danchision

    Acum lună

    tRump Jr was also given an IQ Test...it came back Negative

  69. Nebula Orion

    Nebula Orion

    Acum lună

    Jimmy Kimmel is racist, shouldn't he disappear?

  70. Voice Vitality

    Voice Vitality

    Acum lună

    Hey Jimmy, what's going to be your joke about your man Joe breaking his foot?

  71. Christian Buchholz

    Christian Buchholz

    Acum lună

    "hypocrylypse" - Jimmy Kimmel just invented a word!

    • Not Sure

      Not Sure

      Acum lună

      You know those people were once considered fools, tables have turned.

  72. edsnotgod

    edsnotgod

    Acum lună

    Unlike rich white Kimmel who recites "duh but Trump duh and duh Trump is duh Trump LOL" every day for four years He deserves to keep his millions of dollars that could feed thousands of orphans duh Trump and duh Trump LOL

  73. Akiva Schanzer

    Akiva Schanzer

    Acum lună

    Relax jimmy

  74. Jayne Brohammer

    Jayne Brohammer

    Acum lună

    Remember Hillary, Joe Biden shall not concede no matter what.......Oh no there's no fraud 4 years ago Russia Russia Russia. Such short memories

  75. TheShanePlays

    TheShanePlays

    Acum lună

    Donald Jr looks scummy as hell.

  76. Phan Yen Trinh

    Phan Yen Trinh

    Acum lună

    “..the same people who had to be told not to eat Tide Pods,” just about sums up America.

    • Marteen Alexander

      Marteen Alexander

      Acum lună

      @RICHARD ROMANIK you dear sir are one of two things.. a Russian bot or a citizen that is untethered from reality. I can't have a reasonable discussion with you. You do not see reason or facts. All you have is faith. Cults rely on faith and disregard facts. I see you..

    • Marteen Alexander

      Marteen Alexander

      Acum lună

      @RICHARD ROMANIK like I said... Read a book on critical thinking. Obviously someone is doing your thinking for you. You are jumping on every conspiracy theory you see. Lol. Please Google critical thinking, argumentative phallacies, Noam Chomsky, etc. Your inability to negotiate basic facts is disturbing.

    • Marteen Alexander

      Marteen Alexander

      Acum lună

      @RICHARD ROMANIK Actually I'm a republican. And I voted trump out as did many Republicans... this is one of the millions of reasons why he lost.

    • Marteen Alexander

      Marteen Alexander

      Acum lună

      @RICHARD ROMANIK lol. You should read a book or two. Something on critical thinking and something by Noem Chomsky. Consider your sources before you reveal ignorance. Get out of your bubble boy.

    • Marteen Alexander

      Marteen Alexander

      Acum lună

      @RICHARD ROMANIK lol. Even now the grifter is milking his donors... I wish you had the sense to realize you have been and are continuing to be played.

  77. Jesia Ava

    Jesia Ava

    Acum lună

    Still can’t believe that over 70 millions Americans wanted 4 more years of this madness and clown show.

    • Not Sure

      Not Sure

      Acum lună

      Five different people have said the same thing you have word for word, amazing.

    • Jesia Ava

      Jesia Ava

      Acum lună

      January 20th can’t come soon enough.

  78. Tonya Shores

    Tonya Shores

    Acum lună

    Funny I think Trump is eating CROW for thanksgiving.

  79. Karlo Joaquin

    Karlo Joaquin

    Acum lună

    Legend says he's still golfing night and day

  80. Glenn parent

    Glenn parent

    Acum lună

    ACE

  81. Glenn parent

    Glenn parent

    Acum lună

    OOOHHHHHH COOK A BIG HAM

  82. Glenn parent

    Glenn parent

    Acum lună

    GREENLAND BUYS USA FOR 24 CENTS

  83. Glenn parent

    Glenn parent

    Acum lună

    DAMN I GOT A 1972 KAW---750 KAW --SMARTER THENTRUMP ANDNIDEN IN1,699BC

  84. Glenn parent

    Glenn parent

    Acum lună

    HEY TRUMP SK MY CANDIAN -KOCK

  85. Maha Boskani

    Maha Boskani

    Acum lună

    I wach again und again thanks 🙏🏼🤣😂

  86. Viveca Williams

    Viveca Williams

    Acum lună

    I know we laugh ( and it is ridiculous) but the fact that he’s been golfing nonstop 🏌️ and has yet to speak publicly & all these Americans are being infected with Covid - is just WOW 😳💔💔💔💔

  87. Becca Daily

    Becca Daily

    Acum lună

    So, what you're saying is...Guillermo should choose Jesus first, next time.

  88. Gayle Perry

    Gayle Perry

    Acum lună

    Whatever they’re paying Guillermo it is NOT ENOUGH

  89. Galyna Shevchenko

    Galyna Shevchenko

    Acum lună

    Instead of conceding and admitting he lost - ONCE - and be done with it! - he prefers to have been doing it EVERY DAY FOR 2 WEEKS IN A ROW! How stupid it is! Even for trump!

  90. Never 2bknown

    Never 2bknown

    Acum lună

    Are people supposed to trust a comedian, and not even a good of one at that!

  91. Major Seventh

    Major Seventh

    Acum lună

    arn't cha glad to soon be 'RID' of humpty dumpty trumpty...!

  92. Joanne Gipson

    Joanne Gipson

    Acum lună

    He get more delusional as the days gone by!! By the time he leaves the WH he will be ready to live with Randy Quaid!! 😂😂😂

  93. Brenda Eliot

    Brenda Eliot

    Acum lună

    This could work

  94. Barbarellababe

    Barbarellababe

    Acum lună

    Trump hurry up and go to prison

  95. steven abell

    steven abell

    Acum lună

    LMFAO FROM THE MAKERS OF HOMOPHOBIC GRAMA BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

  96. Maargen Bx

    Maargen Bx

    Acum lună

    Pretty sure Trump’s attorneys all graduated from Trump University.

  97. M SYAHRUL UGDIDoctorJupe

    M SYAHRUL UGDIDoctorJupe

    Acum lună

    "He's as graceful as a.... dump truck" I'm dea-💀💀💀

  98. Eu Sei

    Eu Sei

    Acum lună

    I will save this page in my Favorites and come back on Inauguration Day!

  99. Anne Fischer

    Anne Fischer

    Acum lună

    White House in Las Vegas I wouldn't be surprised I'm surprised it hasn't already been thought of and done. art imitates life! we have the Parthenon in Nashville Tennessee! and it would make a lot of money for somebody!

  100. Anne Fischer

    Anne Fischer

    Acum lună

    hypocralypse-exactly! I love it.

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